The Fish 10858 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 On 6/22/2020 at 12:33, strawb said: Not forgot about your joiner btw, just been busy No worries, no hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21939 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Jesus wept 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 If he cares that much about fitness he can give us parkrun back, the fat cunt. Don't mind me, cabin fever may be setting in slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Jesus wept North Korea we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, Fuck your country, drink your beer, Woooooaaahh, woooaaah! Edited June 27, 2020 by Howmanheyman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 23/06/2020 at 13:44, The Fish said: No worries, no hurry. I like you. You’re so positive and sunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21939 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Man does push up! Woman lifts potted plant! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21635 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I wish it was 1984 again. The nice real one in the past, I mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 It's just such a fucking ridiculous notion, Johnson as the strongman. I'm sick of hearing about how he's a runner too. He's by all accounts 17.5 stone at 5ft 9. He might be heavier than that as well. Morbidly obese, fucking scruffy, and a giant cunt to boot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 You can tell Liverpool have just won the title as they're all coming out of the woodwork even in death! Apparently Yul Brynner was a Liverpool fan according to some scouser on twitter. He was well known for his love of the reds in showbiz circles as well as his aversion to aftershave. Yul never wore cologne. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7033 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Tbh it’s alarming anyone would turn to him for any form of advice or that he’d be installed in a position where he was paid to give it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21939 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 A mate had a Madeley or Partridge round in a zoom quiz the other week. Basically a list of quotes and you had to guess whether it was Madeley or Alan Partridge - it was literally impossible 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 I’ve had to ring the police for a domestic next door. Fuckers woke me up arguing, she was massive and would have battered her fella too so not sure which one I was helping out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Oof, welcome to your new house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 It was at the last place thankfully. It might be worse here tbh, fuckers next door bounced round while we were moving in, invited us to the street whatsapp group and told us they do a Friday night curry club where someone on the street cooks a curry for everyone else. Haven't got a kitchen mate, give us a minute. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30630 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, strawb said: It was at the last place thankfully. It might be worse here tbh, fuckers next door bounced round while we were moving in, invited us to the street whatsapp group and told us they do a Friday night curry club where someone on the street cooks a curry for everyone else. Time to get the For Sale sign back. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Jesus, I cannot imagine how hated I would be if I had everyone that lived around me in a whatsapp group. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Make a Liver and Mussel phaal when it’s your turn on curry night. Hopefully they’ll never ask you again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21939 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1 hour ago, strawb said: It was at the last place thankfully. It might be worse here tbh, fuckers next door bounced round while we were moving in, invited us to the street whatsapp group and told us they do a Friday night curry club where someone on the street cooks a curry for everyone else. Haven't got a kitchen mate, give us a minute. dear Lord, what kind of fresh hell is that? One of the advantages of living in London is there is no pressure to get to know your neighbours, let alone be friendly to any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13882 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 That’s the kind of middle class hell that I thought only existed in twee Facebook posts, self-congratulating themselves on clapping every Thursday. Some cunt will be outside playing a bassoon every Saturday morning before you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Upside of living in a pretty Tory area is that unless you play golf with them the neighbours are quite happy not knowing you at all. If this was a Green Party stronghold I'm convinced I'd be pestered to try Number 58's "scrummy aubergine bake" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 I’ve told our lass I shan’t be joining the whatsapp group. I need to keep them onside for a bit coz I’m going to knock down their shed for an extension (it’s a weird semi-detached thing, I’m not annexing their garden). Im not making a curry for 8 houses on a camping stove either so the might be hungry when it’s our turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30630 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Just tell them you despise curry. I can't be arsed with that neighbourhood camaraderie shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, strawb said: I’ve told our lass I shan’t be joining the whatsapp group. I need to keep them onside for a bit coz I’m going to knock down their shed for an extension (it’s a weird semi-detached thing, I’m not annexing their garden). Im not making a curry for 8 houses on a camping stove either so the might be hungry when it’s our turn. This revelation has the potential to be fucking gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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