Dr Gloom 21845 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Anyone who reclines a seat in economy is a cunt. even long haul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Definitely long haul. Seat pitches are too small these days to recline. The cunt in front of me tried it on the way back from America last year so I spent the entire time digging my knees into his back. It might be okay if you’re a short arse but for anyone 5 12+ it’s not comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21845 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 (edited) every cunt reclines in long haul man, even in economy. if you don't. you're getting fuck all sleep Edited February 14, 2020 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Well the fucker in front of me was reclining and I guarantee you he got no sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, but he’s also a cunt- there’s a reasonable way to deal with it, which he isn’t doing. He should have garotted the selfish bitch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: even long haul? Especially long haul. You have to be a selfish twat to cause the person behind you extreme discomfort for an extended period. Ewerk is 100% correct on this. Grrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 @Andrew Happy birthday mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, but he’s also a cunt- there’s a reasonable way to deal with it, which he isn’t doing. Aye, he’s not doing that to young bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: every cunt reclines in long haul man, even in economy. if you don't. you're getting fuck all sleep If you sleep on long haul you’re a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rayvin said: @Andrew Happy birthday mate Yeah, happy birthday Andrew. You cunt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 (edited) Hey @Andrew do you say Fush und Chups yet? Happy birthday anyway 😁 Edited February 14, 2020 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 32 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Hey @Andrew do you say Fush und Chups yet? Happy birthday anyway 😁 Cheers not quite but "yeah nah" and "yis" have slipped through. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 And for the record, at 6 foot 2 and living a hefty long haul flight away from home. Recline every time, never had a problem with the person in front of me doing it and I'm definitely not going a 30 hour flight without tilting back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I never recline and I wish nothing but the worst for people that do. I once had some German cunt spin round in his seat wanting to know why my knees were digging in the back of his seat. Well mate, it's because you're a cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 I travel by boat but send my staff ahead by plane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13835 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 I sit on the wing of the plane. Every so often, I need to hold on as it turns but otherwise, it's the only way to travel. When I need a drink, a stewardess simply opens the window and hands me a small can of Stella Artois and I have a piss whenever I pass over France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth, if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you. I fucking hate flying me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4186 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Fanny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, strawb said: Fanny Is that one of the perks of flying 1st class? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7003 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Renton said: Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth, if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you. I fucking hate flying me. Fuck sitting at the front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3242 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Fuck sitting at the front that is an awesome video, but don't watch it with sound on coz the background music will do your tits in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3242 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid but there are five Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window I think they're Inca hoots 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid but there are five Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window I think they're Inca hoots wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3242 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, tooner said: wrong thread I know, but at least it got us talking albeit randomly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Anyone got a handle of this story about Mackems abusing snakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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