adios 717 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 12:35, TheGingerQuiff said: Only if they suck the right dicks Not yours then. Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 34 minutes ago, adios said: Not yours then. Merry Christmas! Good to see you pulled yourself off the gear for Christmas day! Have a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I wouldn't assume that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Not a billionaire like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 The distinction between the crown and her wealth is pretty vague - she also technically owns all of the land in the UK - so yeah, not a billionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17281 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 She says we should all pull together in troubled times whilst making her grandsons wives fuckin curtesy to her when she drives off in a chauffeur driven Bentley, which is what the empty headed morons decided they’d quite enjoy anyway when they signed up for the gig.. Criticising the Royal Family isn’t usually my thing because it’s largely pointless but the festive season Liz you can go and fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Aye, any lass with owt about em would knock back the chance to marry into the royal family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/?ito=social&fbclid=IwAR3u__wRzWX9EgpzzHGzfrEeAf3bCdJbYZ6f0LBFKfGCWPeEUPRF3scUVZc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/?ito=social&fbclid=IwAR3u__wRzWX9EgpzzHGzfrEeAf3bCdJbYZ6f0LBFKfGCWPeEUPRF3scUVZc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Thats why mums go to Iceland. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17281 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 https://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/17333505.police-impersonator-dr-von-sonderburg-glucksburg-to-appeal-against-conviction/ Absolute killer last line “Von Sonderburg-Glucksburg, who used to go by the name of Lee Morris” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Quote He was sentenced to a 26-week curfew order meaning he must stay indoors at his home address, where he lives with his mother, between the hours of 7pm and 7am. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 55 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: https://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/17333505.police-impersonator-dr-von-sonderburg-glucksburg-to-appeal-against-conviction/ Absolute killer last line “Von Sonderburg-Glucksburg, who used to go by the name of Lee Morris” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 4 hours ago, PaddockLad said: https://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/17333505.police-impersonator-dr-von-sonderburg-glucksburg-to-appeal-against-conviction/ Absolute killer last line “Von Sonderburg-Glucksburg, who used to go by the name of Lee Morris” Or, you know, El- Dr Alexei Luca Samuel Gabriel Von Sonderburg-Glucksburgerino, if you’re not in to the whole brevity thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 If ever there was an argument for using nuclear weapons then this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15538 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 What the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 I think it's something to do with their grandfathers dying in WW2 for the right to ban vegan sauasage rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 hours ago, ewerk said: If ever there was an argument for using nuclear weapons then this is it. Greggs should introduce Gammon sausage rolls. I'd buy a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 It’s incredible what offends these people like. I would say they should all be on a register but most of them probably already are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11392 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) As I read somewhere, they're the kind of people you'd avoid if you had to drink at Wetherspoons Edited January 5, 2019 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 On a similar tip, it’s funny how the Tories like regulation when it suits them. The closet nanny state do-gooders. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jan/05/bus-ads-for-veganism-are-a-disgrace-says-conservative-shropshire-councillor?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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