Renton 21289 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32718 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 I'm laughing but I'm on AOL. Is that still current? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21289 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 So one other thing from this oldie. I've got a name unique in the world apparently, so don't need any number suffixes after my email name. But if you've got a common name, so you have to suffer the indignity of john.smith3759@yahoo.com? Cos that looks shit imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30258 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: I'm laughing but I'm on AOL. Is that still current? Did you get a free trial through a floppy disk on the front of PC Weekly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30258 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Renton said: So one other thing from this oldie. I've got a name unique in the world apparently, so don't need any number suffixes after my email name. But if you've got a common name, so you have to suffer the indignity of john.smith3759@yahoo.com? Cos that looks shit imo. Only if you're a Russian bot. You can try any number of combinations and special characters to make an email address that isn't entirely ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32718 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Of course not. I've never read PC weekly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 PC Weekly is what Leazes reads when he wants to get angry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5176 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 8 hours ago, ewerk said: Only if you're a Russian bot. You can try any number of combinations and special characters to make an email address that isn't entirely ridiculous. R3l\l70l\l@gmail.com Professional as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42058 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 CGULZRCUNTZ@gmail.com. There. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Experienced my first earthquake today. None of my co-workers seemed to notice it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Fucking yodel. Not in so leave my parcel inside my wheelie bin. Alongside rotting food and god knows what bacteria. Grassing the cunt up who did it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5176 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 That's actually inspired Although maybe you should claim that you didn't notice it, and that it was taken away by the bin men - see if you can get a refund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rayvin said: That's actually inspired Although maybe you should claim that you didn't notice it, and that it was taken away by the bin men - see if you can get a refund? I've told them I'm sending them a bill because I won't be rummaging through garbage to retrieve it. They put on the note through the door "In Blue Bin" but on the online tracking they put "blue box". Almost as if they didn't want it in the system that they've binned it. Fucking cunt. Kicking off on twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21812 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I’ve had Amazon delivery people “hide” large parcels under a doormat out the front of my house before. Like it would stop any tea leaf from having it if they glanced that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5176 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 What's wrong with leaving it with a neighbour ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30258 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 They’re not as bad as Royal Mail. I live in a detached house with a long driveway and a decent sized porch and still the cunts won’t leave a parcel there without a signature. Who the fuck is going to steal it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34835 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ewerk said: They’re not as bad as Royal Mail. I live in a detached house with a long driveway and a decent sized porch and still the cunts won’t leave a parcel there without a signature. Who the fuck is going to steal it? Leprechauns 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21812 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: They’re not as bad as Royal Mail. I live in a detached house with a long driveway and a decent sized porch and still the cunts won’t leave a parcel there without a signature. Who the fuck is going to steal it? Maybe your butler if he spotted it from the servant’s quarters? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30258 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I doubt it. He enters and leaves via the tradesman's entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10722 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 37 minutes ago, ewerk said: They’re not as bad as Royal Mail. I live in a detached house with a long driveway and a decent sized porch and still the cunts won’t leave a parcel there without a signature. Who the fuck is going to steal it? I swear those fuckers are already jotting out one of those cards before they walk down my drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Aye, I'm convinced they do it to make a fortune off the 70p collection fees from my nearest post office. Follow the money. Chemtrails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 I went to a gun shop today, which was quite an odd experience having never actually seen a real gun up close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5176 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Were you tempted to buy one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Not particularly, would love to have a go though. Its a very different culture of gun ownership here it seems, compared to the americans, its all hunting focused rather than "home defense" military boner automatic cock substitutes. I was talking to one of the guys who works there for ages as he explained various things to me, it was a worthwhile trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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