Alex 35083 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Give CT a shout for tips. I think he started building one of these in 1997 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Didn't have bricks, used 'just eat' instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Yeah that's the kind of thing I was looking at. Setting that on fireproof bricks within a.. dunno what you'd call it, a surround? a unit? Basically so that it ends up looking a bit like this but with the pizza oven in your link within that arch. or, if I can get help, this; Sorry but Even if you succeed in building this industrial contraption, you'll get about 3 days a year use of it in sunny Manchester. Glad there's nothing else more deserving to do in your new house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Pizza Oven Fucking hipsters /edit, safety wink added. None required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Renton said: Sorry but Even if you succeed in building this industrial contraption, you'll get about 3 days a year use of it in sunny Manchester. Glad there's nothing else more deserving to do in your new house. "Industrial contraption". It's a few small walls around some store bought kit, not the Wright Brother's infernal flying machine. The House is tickety boo to be honest, even have a stained glass window (it came with the house). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20146 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Didn't have bricks, used 'just eat' instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 If Fish doesn’t incarcerate a shitehawk inside the walls of his semi-detached pizza oven, in honour of Renton’s past trials with the feathered cunts, he should be run off this board with a flea in his ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/law/2018/jun/15/upskirting-to-become-a-criminal-offence-punishable-by-two-years-in-jail Time to fill your boots, CT. The clock is ticking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20146 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 This thread has made me chuckle the last couple of days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you make something even close to that size, don’t forget to make sure it’s got a solid foundation, there’s a fair bit of weight involved and you don’t want it sinking a month after you’ve built it. Roped in a mate to help, he's done something similar before and he's an electrical engineer so is used to working with unqualified builders 16 hours ago, strawb said: If you have never laid bricks before that a very ambitious first go mate Piece of piss mate, I'll spend the first 6 months on drawings and spreadsheets, the next 6 on procrastinating, then the final 6 on googling local builders who'll do it on the cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 All this, just to burn the living shit out of a dozen Asda basics frozen burgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) Home made pork mince and chorizo burgers, spiced lamb burgers, mozzarella stuffed beef burgers and fat fat sausages. I'm the King of Mince. (Sorry @Meenzer ) Edited June 15, 2018 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17262 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, The Fish said: Home made pork mince and chorizo burgers, spiced lamb burgers, mozzarella stuffed beef burgers and fat fat sausages. I'm the King of Mince. (Sorry @Meenzer ) Rip English tapas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20146 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, The Fish said: Roped in a mate to help, he's done something similar before and he's an electrical engineer so is used to working with unqualified builders Piece of piss mate, I'll spend the first 6 months on drawings and spreadsheets, the next 6 on procrastinating, then the final 6 on googling local builders who'll do it on the cheap A fucking sparky, aye, he will be well qualified for a found 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 On an unrelated note, the missus asked her cousin who was finishing a minor fix the other day about a job you'd probably get a roofer for despite me telling her it wasn't a sparkey's job the week before. Wife: (explains job). Wife's sparkey cousin: "To be honest you'd probably want a roofer for that." Me: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/15/florida-rollercoaster-derails-two-injured That quote in the second paragraph. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 bloody hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 no surprise, he's taken it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Anyone else wake up this morning feeling a bit epileptic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 I think the bbc could be about to tell Sugar he’s fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Alex said: Anyone else wake up this morning feeling a bit epileptic? My mate. But then again, he does have epilepsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: My mate. But then again, he does have epilepsy. In fits of laughter here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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