The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Tainah, Courtney, Steph, Tessa, Cecily. FUCK. 152719[/snapback] ? Quoi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Tainah, Courtney, Steph, Tessa, Cecily. FUCK. 152719[/snapback] ? Quoi? 152721[/snapback] The list of lasses I fancy, Cec being the ex. Courtney being the one I turned down the other week because I'm technically with Tainah (albeit she lives in Jormany). Tis all very confusing. And I'm currently being told to doll meself up to look like Dani Filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 podge her and dodge her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You all talk shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You all talk shite. 152724[/snapback] bumbaclot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) whey Brock I don't see the problem? if she's out of national borders she's not an issue... it's like.. out of sight out of mind you're too young to settle on one lass for more than a week or so anyway mate. swear to God, if you can get it... Get it. Lads will think you're a famous swordsman, girls will think you're a bastard and want to change you... quite how sleeping with you will change you is fucking beyond me... but that seems to be the method of choice. Sleep around mate, it makes you cool and attractive to the opposite sex despite their bra-burning protestations Edited June 23, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 whey Brock I don't see the problem? if she's out of national borders she's not an issue... it's like.. out of sight out of mind you're too young to settle on one lass for more than a week or so anyway mate. swear to God, if you can get it... Get it. Lads will think you're a famous swordsman, girls will think you're a bastard and want to change you... quite how sleeping with you will change you is fucking beyond me... but that seems to be the method of choice. Sleep around mate, it makes you cool and attractive to the opposite sex despite their bar-burning protestations 152727[/snapback] nowt worse than your local burning down like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You all talk shite. 152724[/snapback] and you're quite the worthwhile contributor aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 nowt worse than your local burning down like. 152728[/snapback] thought I'd caught it before anyone saw... bstd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Couldnt resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 can you "sist" something? does sist-ing something mean that you've given into temptation. "You fancy another pint?" "No I really shouldn't" "ah howay man" "Fine, fuck it, I'll sist" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You all talk shite. 152724[/snapback] and you're quite the worthwhile contributor aren't you. 152729[/snapback] I keep the board together man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You all talk shite. 152724[/snapback] and you're quite the worthwhile contributor aren't you. 152729[/snapback] I keep the board together man. 152737[/snapback] but not yer legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 whey Brock I don't see the problem? if she's out of national borders she's not an issue... it's like.. out of sight out of mind you're too young to settle on one lass for more than a week or so anyway mate. swear to God, if you can get it... Get it. Lads will think you're a famous swordsman, girls will think you're a bastard and want to change you... quite how sleeping with you will change you is fucking beyond me... but that seems to be the method of choice. Sleep around mate, it makes you cool and attractive to the opposite sex despite their bra-burning protestations 152727[/snapback] But Tainah is Tainah. I can't do that to her. Lasses...too much trouble tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 divint be daft mate, you're under 20 still right?.... you've got wild oats, now go fucking sow them! you'll meet a thousand Tainahs, and a thousand girls who are better in every which way. 1) she's in Jormany 2) SHE'S a Foreginer.. errrr dirty dirty foreign snatch! 3) I hardly think you two are about to get hitched etc. 4) she's in FUCKING GERMANY! 5) you're just being a big tart, tell her that you don't think it's fair on either of you to keep this shadow of relationship going on because you can't give her the attention she needs and the same is true for her. And about Girls being too much hassle? Meenzer'll help you out if you get that sick of em I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 divint be daft mate, you're under 20 still right?.... you've got wild oats, now go fucking sow them! you'll meet a thousand Tainahs, and a thousand girls who are better in every which way. 1) she's in Jormany 2) SHE'S a Foreginer.. errrr dirty dirty foreign snatch! 3) I hardly think you two are about to get hitched etc. 4) she's in FUCKING GERMANY! 5) you're just being a big tart, tell her that you don't think it's fair on either of you to keep this shadow of relationship going on because you can't give her the attention she needs and the same is true for her. And about Girls being too much hassle? Meenzer'll help you out if you get that sick of em I'm sure. 152754[/snapback] I hear what you're saying... Just pensive as to whether I'd get another lass in the meantime. Getting mortal with Court seems silly now. But cheers mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 At the end of the day, you could always say FUCK OFF YER STUPID SLUT Works a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 At the end of the day, you could always say FUCK OFF YER STUPID SLUT Works a treat. 152762[/snapback] To Tainah? I have an ex who hates me enough without another lass wanting me castrated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 At the end of the day, you could always say FUCK OFF YER STUPID SLUT Works a treat. 152762[/snapback] To Tainah? I have an ex who hates me enough without another lass wanting me castrated! 152766[/snapback] I havent even been reading this thread. I just got the jist of it when you mentioned a girls name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Had a good weekend, Did bugger all on saturday bar read updates for the toon game. Played football yesterday and then went to see my mates band play, they played some new songs that sounded quite good. Think I'm going to go see Superman next weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I go on holiday tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 divint be daft mate, you're under 20 still right?.... you've got wild oats, now go fucking sow them! you'll meet a thousand Tainahs, and a thousand girls who are better in every which way. 1) she's in Jormany 2) SHE'S a Foreginer.. errrr dirty dirty foreign snatch! 3) I hardly think you two are about to get hitched etc. 4) she's in FUCKING GERMANY! 5) you're just being a big tart, tell her that you don't think it's fair on either of you to keep this shadow of relationship going on because you can't give her the attention she needs and the same is true for her. And about Girls being too much hassle? Meenzer'll help you out if you get that sick of em I'm sure. 152754[/snapback] Just pensive as to whether I'd get another lass in the meantime. 152761[/snapback] See now there's the big problem. It really isn't worth it going thru the motions of a relationship because you don't want to be alone. The sooner you realise that the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 (edited) Just got back from holiday to Laganas yesterday. Had a great time apart from being virtually bed ridden for the first few days, partly down to the fact I had the flu and partly down to the fact I could barely walk after drunkly volleying a huge, fuck off concrete block. Our good old Mackem friend Definitely Maybe lost his virginity to a fat, Irish lass while away. Legend! And Brock, ditch the hairy Jorman lass. Edited July 17, 2006 by Ted Maul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Have you actually met this German lass, Brock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Have you actually met this German lass, Brock? 160773[/snapback] The story is, I had a German Exchange between my school and hers, in which us lot would go over there and get completely shit-faced each night down the irish pub, then their lot would come over here a few months later for 2 weeks where you need ID for that sort of thing. Originally me mate Adam and I were paired up with 2 lads who seemed a bit...special. Mine enjoyed reading about classical history in his spare time. We'd originally asked for girls you see. So Adam was incredibly pissed off with our teacher, as she'd waited until the last day of term to give us the letters. Right before I leave school in a huff, Adam runs up to me and goes: "Tom! She's going to change our Germans, let's go." A brief walk later, I'm standing before the teacher who's holding two pieces of paper, but the blank side facing us so that we can't see what they look like (her way of trying to land one of us with a minger). I chose the one on the right, turned it over, saw Tainah and I got the hot one. Adam has a lass anyway so he didn't care too much. Anyways, Tainah's letter had her msn so I had a chance to get to know her a bit before we flew out. Then, the first night her and I were alone on the sofa as her parents had gone to bed, both silent waiting for one another to make the first move so I did. So aye, I've met her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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