Alex 35083 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I know a 15-yr old had been charged but they don't say that it's her sister. I was just wondering where that's being reported as it's unthinkable for the family. Ah right. I'm pretty sure it said that on the news this morning. Perhaps they've not reported it in the article on their site because of her age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Man, what is wrong with people? I keep getting people ask me about my stag do. I am not having one because I fucking hate them. Dicks fuelled with beer doing stupid shite. Why am I not surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I thought the first sentence related to the current theme of the thread. The complaint that followed rang hollow as a result EDIT: Not sure if it was intentional dark comedy (if so, kudos) or not. EDIT2: Then I read back to Alex's story and saw what Wyki was getting at. So many layers in here man, it's like a Game of Thrones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20145 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Why am I not surprised. I knew someone would comment, I am disappointed its your ewerk, I was expecting Sir Gemmill to be the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I know a 15-yr old had been charged but they don't say that it's her sister. I was just wondering where that's being reported as it's unthinkable for the family. It's been mentioned in a couple of articles. The papers have pulled that bit though as she's only 15 and gets anonymity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20145 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Ah right. I'm pretty sure it said that on the news this morning. Perhaps they've not reported it in the article on their site because of her age. Was it recently where they looked at changing the law regarding minors are crimes like this with regards to not being named? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Man, what is wrong with people? I keep getting people ask me about my stag do. I am not having one because I fucking hate them. Dicks fuelled with beer doing stupid shite. OOOooooOOoOoOOOoohh Look at me, I'm getting married. Pathetic. congrats on the impending nuptials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20145 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 OOOooooOOoOoOOOoohh Look at me, I'm getting married. Pathetic. congrats on the impending nuptials. It wasn't meant in thwat way one bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Was it recently where they looked at changing the law regarding minors are crimes like this with regards to not being named? That was in the news recently but it's only the recommendations of a recent report for government I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 It wasn't meant in thwat way one bit. You do realise that your stag do can be whatever you want it to be, right? It doesn't have to be just about humiliating the stag any more. You could rent a villa somewhere hot and hang out with your mates for a weekend, just go to a race-meet for a day, go fucking canoeing if you really want to do that. Get shit faced if you want, play golf if you like, there's no law that you have to wear a twatty t-shirt with some "hilarious" banter on it as that lad from 5-a-side that you barely know goads you into drinking another shot of some day-glow toxic bullshit in some grimy bar in some ex-Soviet block country because it's cheap and the whores are to your future father-in-law's tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Fish revealing a little too much for comfort there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Fish revealing a little too much for comfort there Experience of other people's stag dos, you don't really think my stag-do will be anything like the nightmare scenario I just described, do you? Bitch please. Been on some corkers as well mind, one to Oktoberfest in Munich, one to a Portuguese villa for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Mark kermode says he watched the exorcist alone for his stag do. What he means is, he never had a stag do so he did what he does most days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Still my favourite stag story http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-day-i-stopped-believing-in-the-friendship-myth/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Still my favourite stag story http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-day-i-stopped-believing-in-the-friendship-myth/ Aye Blissfully unaware of how even his mates think he's a cunt. My mate from uni had his in Newquay, went 'coasteering' as an 'activity', got a hairline fracture in his back, spent about six weeks in hospital and had to postpone the wedding for nigh on a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Sad story that. To think that it was all over a shoe as well ffs. Reminds me of on the way back from the match on the train a few year back some lads got off at Durham, one threw his pals trainer on top of the train as a piss take. Lad jumped up to try and get it. First i knew about it was seeing him laid out on the track and a strong smell of burning flesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 ...ffs some people get way too worked up about shoes. I knew a lad whose best friend went out drinking one night, fell (as you do when drunk) and hit his head on the curb. Died at the scene. Some real tragedies out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 My mate was on a hospital ward next to a lad who had fell over pissed and bitten his own tongue off. My mate reckons he couldn't get a word out of this kid. Some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 ...ffs some people get way too worked up about shoes. I knew a lad whose best friend went out drinking one night, fell (as you do when drunk) and hit his head on the curb. Died at the scene. Some real tragedies out there. What's that got to do with shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Nothing, it was related to the overall theme of depressing and tragic stories rather than to the rather quirky theme of shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 What's that got to do with shoes? He was wearing shoes when it happened. Just reminded me of a bloke who used to go and watch Heaton Stannington play. He was a teacher and used to go as a couple of his mates who were teachers used to play for them. He was crossing Benton Road late at night, half cut, and bent down to tie his shoe laces at the crossing in the middle. His head was sticking out slightly in the road and a car hit him. They turned the life support machine off about a fortnight later. The driver was never caught. Somebody change the subject. Anyone got any stories about gloves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Was a nightmare for Jeremy Beadle to get a pair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 35083 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Was a nightmare for Jeremy Beadle to get a pair I heard he had a little cock but then again, on the other hand, I'd heard it looked pretty big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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