The Fish 10543 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 God, you'd be gutted if you ended up on Gemmill's table wouldn't you, what a buzzkill. Guest "... and this a picture of our new puppy" Gemmil "Dogs are shit, Cats are where it's at" Guest "Yeah, so we managed to get a good deal on a Landr..." Gemmill "Doesn't matter, get a Ford Focus! A-B is all that matters" Guest "Fancy a Negroni?" Gemmill "Urgh, for fucks sake. That's it, I'm off, see you cunts never!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] All of the above but I just do it in my head rather than say it aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19478 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Guest "... and this a picture of our new puppy" Gemmil "Dogs are shit, Cats are where it's at" Guest "Yeah, so we managed to get a good deal on a Landr..." Gemmill "Doesn't matter, get a Ford Focus! A-B is all that matters" Guest "Fancy a Negroni?" Gemmill "Urgh, for fucks sake. That's it, I'm off, see you cunts never!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6893 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Guest "... and this a picture of our new puppy" Gemmil "Dogs are shit, Cats are where it's at" Guest "Yeah, so we managed to get a good deal on a Landr..." Gemmill "Doesn't matter, get a Ford Focus! A-B is all that matters" Guest "Fancy a Negroni?" Gemmill "Urgh, for fucks sake. That's it, I'm off, see you cunts never!" Nailed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32121 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Sounds like a nice weekend. I was at a wedding on Saturday. Nice day, well organised and all that, but I just can't get away with weddings. Too much time in the company of people you don't know and don't care to. I was cock watching from about 3pm onwards.Gemmill asked the DJ to put 'outside' on by George Michael as he shimmied past the dance floor towards the bogs singing to himself, 'I think I'm done with the sofa, I think I'm done with the kitchen table baby'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] Funnily enough, I was attending in full LAPD uniform and aviators. My night stick was in bits by the end of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 At the pair of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32121 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] Funnily enough, I was attending in full LAPD uniform and aviators. My night stick was in bits by the end of the day. I daren't ask WTF was going on there. Sounds very much a boldon shindig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19478 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 You mad fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Gemmill in full CHiPs uniform will have CT sweating like a fat lass in a disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I did wonder why his mates were calling him Poncherello when I saw him in Tilley's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 No way is Gemmill Ponch, mind. He's the "other one". You know, the ginger one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I couldn't remember his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 The sexy one. That's the one I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 That one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] Is there not an even sexier one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I'm sure I remember her being sexier like. She probably was at the time. Also I just had a google and Bruce Jenner was in it for a bit so that's your role sorted out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] Aye, super-athlete with a twist. I'll take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I used to love that programme. I bet it hasn't aged well. There used to be another one called 240-Robert of a similar ilk from back then I used to watch too. Think it was shown as part of Razzmatazz on Tyne Tees on a Saturday morning. Jesus, the shit you remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Who was the fat git that presented Razzamatazz? Definite Yewtree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32121 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Who was the fat git that presented Razzamatazz? Definite Yewtree. Think he was called Alex or Alistair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Anyone remember The Whiz Kids that was on for one season in the 80s on a Saturday? I distinctly remember leaving a wedding early as a kid cos I didn't feel well (and cos weddings are shit) and being made up cos the Whiz Kids was on when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I don't, but I do remember Gimme 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Think he was called Alex or Alistair. Pretty sure it was Alistair something, aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Alistair Pirrie apparently: What MF said, tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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