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[Tooj 17]

[The Fish 10857]

Has Franco Manca made it to Newcastle yet?

No, but MEATLiquor and Cielo Blanco have made it to Leeds.

[Dr Gloom 21923]

you won't mourn the loss of Cal's Own for too long when it eventually arrives in town. it couldbe a few years though given how long it it took for Wagamamas and Nandos to make it up there. 

[Gemmill 44879]

Dave you should go to Cal if you're up at Christmas. He's the double of Ben Arfa and a maverick pain in the hoop with a mercurial touch in the kitchen. You'd love him.

[The Fish 10857]

Dave you should go to Cal if you're up at Christmas. He's the double of Ben Arfa and a maverick pain in the hoop with a mercurial touch in the kitchen. You'd love him.

 

 

Mind if he's owt like HBA, he'll have munched through most of his stock by the time I make it up.

[Alex 35082]

Pizzeria Italia is well worth trying btw. They're pukka Italiano as well. Do lush coffee and sell other stuff. Bought some unchillfiltered EVO there the other week. Obviously you can't go there for a sit-down meal (they do pizza slices, mini calzones and stuff on a lunch time though and you can sit in).

[Park Life 71]

Dave you should go to Cal if you're up at Christmas. He's the double of Ben Arfa and a maverick pain in the hoop with a mercurial touch in the kitchen. You'd love him.

I prefer it if the head honcho is edgy.

 

The two best places we had dinner in Bologna were run  by nutcases basically and there was a real fear. Food just tastes better with a light background fear.

Edited November 29, 2016 by Park Life

[Alex 35082]

I prefer it if the head honcho is edgy.

 

 

Basically every single Italian / Greek / Middle Eastern restaurant in the world then

[Gemmill 44879]

I prefer it if the head honcho is edgy.

 

The two best places we had dinner in Bologna were run by nutcases basically and there was a real fear. Food just tastes better with a light background fear.

This bloke doesn't allow substitutions on his pizzas. You can add up to two ingredients, but no more than that. And if you ask the waitresses for something beyond that, I've been told in the past that "I mean I can ask him if you really want me to..... But I'd really rather not". [emoji38]

 

You'd love him. I've got a bit of time for him tbf. He's basically a perfectionist who runs the rule over everything that goes in the oven and if it isn't perfectly up to standard it goes in the bin. I watched him with one of his chefs recently, both stood looking down at a pizza.... Cal asking questions.... The chef shaking his head....next question... Shake of the head. Cal scoops up the pizza and dumps it into the bin and the kid scurries off to get some fresh dough. [emoji38]

[Meenzer 15526]

Basically every single Italian / Greek / Middle Eastern restaurant in the world then

 

In my experience the key to a good Greek taverna is a scary big woman with a spoon keeping the head honcho in check behind the scenes.

[Alex 35082]

In my experience the key to a good Greek taverna is a scary big woman with a spoon keeping the head honcho in check behind the scenes.

Aye.

[Dr Gloom 21923]

parisian waiters are the worst like. i remember basically being told what i was having for my meal by one once. 

[The Fish 10857]

A proper Italian meal isn't worth shit without the staff having a massive argument.

[Alex 35082]

A proper Italian meal isn't worth shit without the staff having a massive argument.

My lass reckons I should have been Italian. She says I remind her of Inpectot Montalban cause I create a song and dance about the little stuff and take the big shit in my stride. And I'm bald

[The Fish 10857]

My lass reckons I should have been Italian. She says I remind her of Inpectot Montalban cause I create a song and dance about the little stuff and take the big shit in my stride. And I'm bald

I could see you as an Italian, but not a Milanese peacock, a proper Italian with a gesticulation punctuating every sentence.

[ChezGiven 0]

My lass reckons I should have been Italian. She says I remind her of Inpectot Montalban cause I create a song and dance about the little stuff and take the big shit in my stride. And I'm bald

 

30th generation Roman innit. 

[ChezGiven 0]

Or 'Yer great great nana shagged a centurion', one of the two. 

[Gemmill 44879]

Alexus est in horto.

[Gemmill 44879]

Alexus est in Caecilius.

[Gemmill 44879]

Metella est mater.

 

Cerberus est canis.

 

Latin. What a fucking waste of time.

[Alex 35082]

I could see you as an Italian, but not a Milanese peacock, a proper Italian with a gesticulation punctuating every sentence.

Well he is from Sicily (Montalbano)

[Alex 35082]

Alexus est in horto.

[Alex 35082]

This bloke doesn't allow substitutions on his pizzas. You can add up to two ingredients, but no more than that. And if you ask the waitresses for something beyond that, I've been told in the past that "I mean I can ask him if you really want me to..... But I'd really rather not". [emoji38]

 

You'd love him. I've got a bit of time for him tbf. He's basically a perfectionist who runs the rule over everything that goes in the oven and if it isn't perfectly up to standard it goes in the bin. I watched him with one of his chefs recently, both stood looking down at a pizza.... Cal asking questions.... The chef shaking his head....next question... Shake of the head. Cal scoops up the pizza and dumps it into the bin and the kid scurries off to get some fresh dough. [emoji38]

Btw, what do you reckon would be the reaction if you asked for ham and pineapple?

[Gemmill 44879]

I would never let him see me that weak. [emoji38] I love a good ham and Pineapple tbf but I think he'd have your head in the pizza oven.

[Dickie 0]

This bloke doesn't allow substitutions on his pizzas. You can add up to two ingredients, but no more than that. And if you ask the waitresses for something beyond that, I've been told in the past that "I mean I can ask him if you really want me to..... But I'd really rather not". [emoji38]

 

You'd love him. I've got a bit of time for him tbf. He's basically a perfectionist who runs the rule over everything that goes in the oven and if it isn't perfectly up to standard it goes in the bin. I watched him with one of his chefs recently, both stood looking down at a pizza.... Cal asking questions.... The chef shaking his head....next question... Shake of the head. Cal scoops up the pizza and dumps it into the bin and the kid scurries off to get some fresh dough. [emoji38]

 

Sounds like the woman who used to run the ice cream shop in Seaton Deleval who would hoy a radgie if you had the temerity to ask for vanilla when you meant plain (or maybe it was the other way around, can't remember)