catmag 336 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Maybe it was the flailing limbs whilst I was bent over him. There's something to be said for being in control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2868 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew 4682 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 A bloke collapsed in front of me on the way up to the station and started fitting on the pavement. It was hoying down and I wasn't going to keep walking. Took an hour for the ambulance, by which time I'd been kneeling in a puddle for the duration. All good in the end though. Why were your knickers already round your knees? be honest, did you make the puddle yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I feel like there was a line here somewhere, and that the Fish has just crashed straight over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Nah, Fish just tries to be more clever and hilarious than anyone else but it doesn't always work. He tries really hard though, bless him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 If it's an age related garb from Fish he can't be much younger than our dear Catherine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I don't think anyone else has their glib remarks critiqued half as much as I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43221 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 We hold you to a higher standard, Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34279 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I'm just surprised "Fizzing at the slit" never got an airing (until now that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Wetter than a spacka's chin is more fitting. Fitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 We hold you to a higher standard, Dave. I've noticed, I think it's because the consensus is that I'm an aspiring stand-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I've noticed, I think it's because the consensus is that I'm an aspiring fuck-up FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 FYP I'm more a despairing sit-down, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 A Sitter? Welcome aboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Not afraid of a sit down wee at home either. That's me, pushing boundaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Aye, gender boundaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 (edited) Aye, gender boundaries. Alreet Milo Apropos of nothing whenever I hear his name I always picture this guy; Edited November 18, 2016 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21566 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 so, apparently dinosaurs didn't roar, they quacked like ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21566 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 it is friday http://twistedsifter.com/2015/11/if-politicians-had-man-buns/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21566 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 this is the last one, i promise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB0CLIlDgZk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13688 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 At which point did you get turned on? I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32121 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I know who she could post them to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19478 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Fuck me what a night.Came home to a leaking roof, when it rains...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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