sammynb 3161 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Why does she need fluids for a dildo up her arse btw? Maybe don't answer that... Probably used to much fluid, hence why it shot straight up to her lower intestine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) I'm not a prude (although I probably am given my age, etc.) but why on earth would you want to make something like that public? It's a generational thing. The outlandish shit that the kids on Geordie Shore casually say and do has to be seen to believed. Being a young lad today must be quite an experience as lasses seem willing to perform (and discuss in detail) pretty much any sexual act going. Got to feel sorry for the girls a bit though. I presume a lot of this is down to much earlier exposure to ever more depraved Internet porn than we grew up with and socIal media pressure. Edited October 6, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 It's a generational thing. The outlandish shit that the kids on Geordie Shore casually say and do has to be seen to believed. Being a young lad today must be quite an experience as lasses seem willing to perform (and discuss in detail) pretty much any sexual act going. Got to feel sorry for the girls a bit though. I presume a lot of this is down to much earlier exposure to ever more deprived Internet porn than we grew up with and socIal media pressure. It's a charva thing, desperate for fame or notoriety and holding on to the coolest boyfriend, If there is one thing I want to teach my daughter it's that nobody is worth doing something you don't want to just so they stay with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) It's a generational thing. The outlandish shit that the kids on Geordie Shore casually say and do has to be seen to believed. Being a young lad today must be quite an experience as lasses seem willing to perform (and discuss in detail) pretty much any sexual act going. Got to feel sorry for the girls a bit though. I presume a lot of this is down to much earlier exposure to ever more deprived Internet porn than we grew up with and socIal media pressure. Sod feeling sorry for the girls, I'm feeling sorry for myself..... Edited October 6, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5127 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 It's a generational thing. The outlandish shit that the kids on Geordie Shore casually say and do has to be seen to believed. Being a young lad today must be quite an experience as lasses seem willing to perform (and discuss in detail) pretty much any sexual act going. Got to feel sorry for the girls a bit though. I presume a lot of this is down to much earlier exposure to ever more deprived Internet porn than we grew up with and socIal media pressure. The girls might enjoy it too man Women aren't all hopelessly weak and naive you know. Was heading that way when I was at uni actually, educated girls were very happy to discuss and use of all manner of sex toys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Never seen Geordie Shore like but I would imagine it's not exactly spontaneous banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Was about to use this emoticon for the first ever time for missing out on this by a generation. Then I remembered that person's podcast and am feeling somewhat compensated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I wouldn't feel too left out, you'll get to live it vicariously through your kids. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I genuinely don't feel like I have to be honest. I was never exactly promiscuous anyway though. Not a dig at anyone who is/was either. I'm sort of glad I haven't got any daughters though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I wouldn't feel too left out, you'll get to live it vicariously through your kids. [emoji38] cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I wouldn't feel too left out, you'll get to live it vicariously through your kids. [emoji38] It's like you read my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) The girls might enjoy it too man Women aren't all hopelessly weak and naive you know. Was heading that way when I was at uni actually, educated girls were very happy to discuss and use of all manner of sex toys... yeah, i'm sure all young lasses love nothing more than rimming a lad's hoop Edited October 6, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 The girls might enjoy it too man [emoji38] Women aren't all hopelessly weak and naive you know. Was heading that way when I was at uni actually, educated girls were very happy to discuss and use of all manner of sex toys... [emoji38] Is this where your apology career got underway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 it's the level of stuff they talk about and do to each other. it's not that they're doing it that i found so shocking, more the way they casually talk about it in a big group, in front of cameras. the parents must be so proud. there was one episode where this southern lad come up to visit them and they get him so spannered that he's basically pissing randomly in front of the camera while puking. and there's another lass on it who pisses and shits the bed who openly talks about it like it's perfectly normal. not normally a fan of reality tv, but this is quite an eye opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 and there's another lass on it who pisses and shits the bed who openly talks about it like it's perfectly normal. Anyone who's on TT should know that's not exclusively a generational thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 it's the level of stuff they talk about and do to each other. it's not that they're doing it that i found so shocking, more the way they casually talk about it in a big group, in front of cameras. the parents must be so proud. there was one episode where this southern lad come up to visit them and they get him so spannered that he's basically pissing randomly in front of the camera while puking. and there's another lass on it who pisses and shits the bed who openly talks about it like it's perfectly normal. not normally a fan of reality tv, but this is quite an eye opener. A lad I know at work got given a laptop by a 17 year old kid he knows (sounds weird, it's not, but it's too much to explain on a phone). Anyway, the volume of naked pictures on this computer of this lad's his female schoolmates was apparently out of control. Gigabytes. Not to mention pictures the lad had taken of himself gripping it, presumably to send back to these lasses. [emoji38] Senior school seems to be like some sort of sub 18-30 holiday these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I wouldn't feel too left out, you'll get to live it vicariously through your kids. [emoji38] FUCK OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Parental controls on her laptop til she's 21, Renty babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5127 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 [emoji38] Is this where your apology career got underway? Never had to apologise for anything on that front... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5127 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 FUCK OFF. I can see how it would be a bit much if you're a parent, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) A lad I know at work got given a laptop by a 17 year old kid he knows (sounds weird, it's not, but it's too much to explain on a phone). Anyway, the volume of naked pictures on this computer of this lad's his female schoolmates was apparently out of control. Gigabytes. Not to mention pictures the lad had taken of himself gripping it, presumably to send back to these lasses. [emoji38] Senior school seems to be like some sort of sub 18-30 holiday these days. this is the sort of shit i'm talking about. this is one area where i am feeling a bit old. when i was a horny teenager the best we could hope for was to find an old discarded, and possibly soiled, copy of razzle in the park. these days there is all kinds of bizarre porn available for free, at the touch of the button, and if that gets boring they make their own. Edited October 6, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I've never understood the concept of sending a picture of your cock and balls to some poor lass, unless she asks for it. Even then, what kind of composition will you get from doing it yourself? It'll be terribly framed unless you're a contortionist. I'd need a wide angle lens as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 yeah, i'm sure all young lasses love than more than rimming a lad's hoop That goes both ways like. The women when I was growing up were pretty depraved. How fucking old are you lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5127 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 this is the sort of shit i'm talking about. this is one area where i am feeling a bit old. when i was a horny teenager the best we could hope for was to find an old discarded, and possibly soiled, copy of razzle in the park. these days there is all kind of bizarre porn available for free, at the touch of the button, and if that gets boring they make their own. Do you reckon if you'd had mobile phones when you were at school, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened? Also, I'm not sure it's actually all that legit to store hordes of these photos on your PC - that has to be a child porn issue, surely? In Gemmill's story, the kid whose laptop that was could actually be charged with distribution ffs. You see stories like this is the news from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I'm more struck by the brazen sensibilities these days that wouldn't even be paranoid enough to wipe them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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