Rayvin 5131 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Jonty...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Short for "John t' toddler". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13693 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I'm Jaunty Jonty, the finest ventriloquist act in all of Queen Lizzie's Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19485 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34293 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 if it had been my table don't worry. Fucking hipsters  'oh don't worry about jonty he's just finding his inner self'  Fuck off! The painfully middle class types are always the worst for that type of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29819 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Someone phone social services  http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/off-grid-parents-fundraising-self-sufficient_uk_5790a6afe4b05c99a7092f13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32125 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Are you certain one wall of this cafe wasn't a mirror? Did you notice the radge old fucker getting up and leaving when you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34293 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Someone phone social services  http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/off-grid-parents-fundraising-self-sufficient_uk_5790a6afe4b05c99a7092f13 Totally without a hint of irony mentioning they are trying to raise £100,000 so they can live self-sufficiently :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Well worth a donation to minimise the risk of coming into contact with their pissy disease-plagued hellspawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I liked the comment about taking their unvaccinated kids to Costa Rica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Someone phone social services  http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/off-grid-parents-fundraising-self-sufficient_uk_5790a6afe4b05c99a7092f13 Ulysses and Ostara?  Probably best off dying in a jungle, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 'Brighton'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19485 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Why the fuck do they have to be breast feeding in that photo? Why?'Oh ya, like ya, like we have to be ya, like shown like, we like, are like, down with it, ya' Cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21578 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 The Allens appearance on This Morning caused the show to trend on Twitter after their daughter appeared to wee on the studios carpet. Â well, that definitely qualifies as off- grid parenting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) Hasn't Stevie already proven that approach ineffective Edited July 29, 2016 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20620 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Do these scruffy fuckers not believe in nappies either? Seriously, those kids are going to have issues when they're older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Some daft fuckers will use this aswell. Â Â http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-taxi-firm-launches-pokmon-11677653 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 'Brighton'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3742 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Do these scruffy fuckers not believe in nappies either? Seriously, those kids are going to have issues when they're older. Â Â They are un vaccinated kids moving to Costa RIca, I really don't think they have to worry about getting that old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Fucking letting agencies! Â We've moved out of our flat and they're trying to say we didn't ask permission before getting shot of the knackered bed. There've been 3 morons managing our account and yet there clearly hasn't been a proper handover between any of them. We've had to put up with damp, mould damage, faulty extractor fans, a fucked dishwasher, faulty sewage pipes, a flooded living room, faulty security light, and a cracked window. and they're twisting on because they can't find evidence that one of their predecessors agreed to us getting shot of the bed. Â The two girls lost well over a grand's worth of clothes/bags/shoes and bed linen each, it was at the start of the wet months when the mould would be at it's worst and so we sought legal advice. They thought we had a good case for getting most if not all of that back because we could prove that the landlord was advised by damp experts to provide better ventilation and at least install an air brick. We were instead given a dehumidifier and advised to "open a window". Â Honestly are there any "agents" who aren't cunts? Estate, Letting, Recruitment, Football, Secret... they're all tossbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Aye, we've just got shot of ours and are renting directly from the landlord now, after it turned out they hadn't bothered to finalise the paperwork the last time we renewed so we'd actually been without a tenancy agreement for the last two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) Aye, we've just got shot of ours and are renting directly from the landlord now, after it turned out they hadn't bothered to finalise the paperwork the last time we renewed so we'd actually been without a tenancy agreement for the last two years. Â Did you listen to Bob Mortimer on Richard Herring's podcast? Said that he basically forgot to get the house buyers to sign a specific form and because of that they could have walked away with the house for nowt. He got his mate to dress sharp, put on a bowler hat (if I remember correctly) go round and get the couple to sign a "survey". Â Found it after a remarkably lucky random click on the youtube slider thingy https://youtu.be/PwyUf0OlBsM?t=1213 Â It was a trilby not a bowler hat. Why the fuck would it be a Bowler hat? He didn't work for Dawes Tomes Mousley Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank in London. Edited July 29, 2016 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3742 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Â if you watch the video interview it just makes you want to punch the screen, "someone pointed out my child had no shoes while walking around broken glass...i just told the man it lets her feel life" Â That is basic fucking parenting, social services should get the kids in and do the parents for fucking neglect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Doesn't she say somewhere in that video that she thinks "normal" parenting is a form of neglect? Â As that bloke on twitter says; In.The.Sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34293 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 The daft thing is they're totally suited to life in Brighton whereas they'd be completely isolated and out of place if their stupid pipe dream ever came off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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