wykikitoon 19485 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Hanging out of my arse, school night beers are bad mmmmkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13693 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Hanging out of my arse, school night beers are bad mmmmkay alreet, 1997. You seen the Flat Eric advert yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19485 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 alreet, 1997. You seen the Flat Eric advert yet? Funny you should say. I'm meeting up with some old school mates tonight for a retro games night of SNES Mario Kart and Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I hate to break this to you, but http://www.pcworld.com/article/3098334/hardware/rip-vhs-players-the-last-vcrs-ever-will-be-made-this-month.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32125 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I hate to break this to you, but http://www.pcworld.com/article/3098334/hardware/rip-vhs-players-the-last-vcrs-ever-will-be-made-this-month.htmlIs he really explaining vhs as if nobody has a clue as to what it is/was or is he trying to be ironic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20620 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 So, back from a week in the lakes today. Seagulls still being twats, trying to actually get in the house now, but thankfully the house has avoided being flymageddon which is something of a relief. Must have finally sealed the chimney before I left. No smell either. Baby seagull hopefully now a feathery skeleton. BUT some twat has put his bagged dogshit into my bin. As I wasn't here last week and it was hot, the bin reeks. What type of logic is it for someone to pick up their dogshit from the pavement and then just dump it in a private bin on a driveway? It's like those idiots who bag it and inexplicably leave it hanging from the branches of a tree. It'd be better just to leave it than that, surely? Grrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43254 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 It's a message from the Young Ornithologists Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Oh dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21578 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 (edited) Flock of seagulls Edited July 24, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 After the planted corpse and the dirty protest, most people would realise the neighbors don't appreciate the stained glass window and want them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 This is what happens, Renton, when you find a Corbynite in the Alps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13693 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 So, back from a week in the lakes today. Seagulls still being twats, trying to actually get in the house now, but thankfully the house has avoided being flymageddon which is something of a relief. Must have finally sealed the chimney before I left. No smell either. Baby seagull hopefully now a feathery skeleton. BUT some twat has put his bagged dogshit into my bin. As I wasn't here last week and it was hot, the bin reeks. What type of logic is it for someone to pick up their dogshit from the pavement and then just dump it in a private bin on a driveway? It's like those idiots who bag it and inexplicably leave it hanging from the branches of a tree. It'd be better just to leave it than that, surely? Grrrrr. :lol: unlucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20620 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 The other seagull fledgling seems to have disappeared since I was away. No way was it big enough to be independent so am dreading the prospect the silly fucker has fallen down the chimney like his sibling. Hopefully it'll have been our neighbours pot or it just fell into a driveway or garden and was killed by cats. Talking of which, had the windows ajar last night because of the heat and was woken about half five to the sounds of cats screaming and seagulls shreaking. This morning no seagulls but plenty of feathers, curious what happened. I'd fancy a seagull with a square go on a cat tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) Is all this shit common where you live or something? I don't think I've had a single seagull related incident in my life, let alone the saga you're living through... Edited July 24, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4100 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I punched a seagull once at Whitby, it was trying to nick my chips, didn't expect to actually get it. It looked offended and flew off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Is all this shit common where you live or something? I don't think I've had a single seagull related incident in my life, let alone the saga you're living through... They only attack the weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32125 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Is all this shit common where you live or something? I don't think I've had a single seagull related incident in my life, let alone the saga you're living through... I once had a wounded seagull in my back garden. I phoned up the RSPB or RSPCA whichever one I could get hold of and they asked me to take it to vet and they wouldn't charge me which I was later told was bollocks by the missus friend who had something to do with vets. The wife also said it wasn't going in the car so they agreed to come and collect it if I left my back gate open, (I was on nightshift), they also asked if I had a large cardboard box to cover it to protect it from cats and to calm it down. I then spent 10 mins chasing it round my garden Benny Hill style to cover it. For a wounded bird it could shift. They're a canny size close up. This was about ten years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 So you didn't just leave it to die slowly and decompose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32125 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 So you didn't just leave it to die slowly and decompose?Nah, I'm not a cunt. Besides, it was covering my garden in shit. It'd been there a couple of days before the wife decided to mention it. (I was in the middle of a 12hr rota of nightshifts at the time so was oblivious). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20620 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Is all this shit common where you live or something? I don't think I've had a single seagull related incident in my life, let alone the saga you're living through... It all started about 15 years ago when a seagull took umbrage at me for looking at it the wrong way, and attacked me. I came out the loser. Recently my problem has been moving to a house and neglecting to put prevention measures on the chimney stack. I'm about a quarter of a mile from the sea and the seagulls are rife here. Doesn't stop some idiots feeding them. They seem to be absolutely mental this year mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 We hit one whilst driving near Blanchland , many years ago. Felt it going under two wheels ( bump, squawk, bump, crunch), thought " Ah well, it won't have felt much". Cut to an hour or so later, we are coming back down the same road, there it is hopping along the side of the road, one leg totally fucked and its wings on Joey Deacon style. We decided the only thing to do was wring its neck- easier said than done We must've stretched the fucker's neck 7-8 inches and twisted it like we were giving it a Chinese burn- just pissed it off, the squawky fucker. We eventually finished it off by holding its head and swinging the rest of it, lassoo style, around our heads until it died. Stubborn fucker deserved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20620 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Btw, apologies, I hit a magpie in my car this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Btw, apologies, I hit a magpie in my car this morning.There'll be 25 threads on RTG within the hour. " Mag twats turn on each other over Moyes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20620 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 We hit one whilst driving near Blanchland , many years ago. Felt it going under two wheels ( bump, squawk, bump, crunch), thought " Ah well, it won't have felt much". Cut to an hour or so later, we are coming back down the same road, there it is hopping along the side of the road, one leg totally fucked and its wings on Joey Deacon style. We decided the only thing to do was wring its neck- easier said than done We must've stretched the fucker's neck 7-8 inches and twisted it like we were giving it a Chinese burn- just pissed it off, the squawky fucker. We eventually finished it off by holding its head and swinging the rest of it, lassoo style, around our heads until it died. Stubborn fucker deserved it. Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I'm getting triple glazing in my kip because of the noisy fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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