General Random Conversation..

[Rayvin 5223]

There's no fire in this fire place. I hate seagulls, I really do, but fuck this man, it's horrible knowing the little thing is dying a slow death in the dark alone. I just hope it's quick.

 

You should probably actually get someone out man, you don't want a rotting bird carcass down there.

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

You'll be alright, once the rats find it.

[Gemmill 44894]

Stick your head up the chimney and chat to it. That'll speed things up, I promise you.

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

at the last two posts

[Renton 21627]

 

You should probably actually get someone out man, you don't want a rotting bird carcass down there.

It's only a fledgling, not much of a carcass. There must be loads of mice that die under the floor etc. Anyway, I read up and apparently it's a common problem. Just hope the wife doesn't hear it.

 

And Gemmill, fuck you.

[wykikitoon 20153]

I've been listening to a series on radio 4 about it called a Tommies it's been really good.

[Gemmill 44894]

It's only a fledgling, not much of a carcass. There must be loads of mice that die under the floor etc. Anyway, I read up and apparently it's a common problem. Just hope the wife doesn't hear it.

 

And Gemmill, fuck you.

Just tell her it's the sound of your soul weeping at the plight of the Labour Party.

[wykikitoon 20153]

Can't you put a anti seagull thing on now the nest has gone

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Just tell her it's the sound of your soul weeping at the plight of the Labour Party.

[Renton 21627]

Can't you put a anti seagull thing on now the nest has gone

There's still one fledgling there so no, am going to have to put up with being dive bombed and shat on a while longer. Also the quote I got, £250, is a bit steep for me at the moment.

[Howmanheyman 33235]

I heard the seagull voted for Corbyn. Let it fucking rot in hell.

[Renton 21627]

We'll, it's still there, making a very audible mewing sound. Nearly 2 days now. Shouldn't it have died of thirst by now?

[Renton 21627]

The kids use this room during the weekend. Going to have to come clean with the wife.....

[wykikitoon 20153]

[Rayvin 5223]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm looking forward to the dramatic conclusion of the tale of Renton's Seagull.

[Renton 21627]

We'll, I've told the wife. When it dies she wants me to remove the carcass. Great. Am going to have to knock in the back of the fireplace, remove dead bird and debris, get someone to fix it (I'm shit at DIY), and redecorate of she gets her way. House was only finished from renovating last week.

 

Personally, I think it's effectively on the outside of the house and will be okay to rot? Any opinions?

[wykikitoon 20153]

Leave it man, its not going to make any difference. You shouldnt smell it when its rotting. Its hardly gonna be massive is it.

[Renton 21627]

Leave it man, its not going to make any difference. You shouldnt smell it when its rotting. Its hardly gonna be massive is it.

Agreed. Will you tell my wife this if I give you her number?

[wykikitoon 20153]

Agreed. Will you tell my wife this if I give you her number?

 

Cant you tell her you got someone in to take it out via the top?

[Renton 21627]

 

Cant you tell her you got someone in to take it out via the top?

Like your thinking, will get my fishing rod out.

[NJS 4386]

Can fist not do an abseiling Santa impression?

[Rayvin 5223]

 

Acid?

[Gemmill 44894]

It's already read. It's haunting you now.

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Can fist not do an abseiling Santa impression?

Herring gulls, the type most commonly seen in towns, are a pain in the hoop if they're nesting on a roof we're on.

I'd be lying if I said I'd never witnessed "accidental" nest removal

[Howmanheyman 33235]

CT, you're now off the hook regarding the dead budgie. The Avery spiritual world have other restless souls having to listen to new labour rants, falafel recipes and remarkably good stain glass window concepts.