Rayvin 5131 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 There's no fire in this fire place. I hate seagulls, I really do, but fuck this man, it's horrible knowing the little thing is dying a slow death in the dark alone. I just hope it's quick. Â You should probably actually get someone out man, you don't want a rotting bird carcass down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 You'll be alright, once the rats find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43263 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Stick your head up the chimney and chat to it. That'll speed things up, I promise you. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21580 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 at the last two posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Â You should probably actually get someone out man, you don't want a rotting bird carcass down there. It's only a fledgling, not much of a carcass. There must be loads of mice that die under the floor etc. Anyway, I read up and apparently it's a common problem. Just hope the wife doesn't hear it. Â And Gemmill, fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19488 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I've been listening to a series on radio 4 about it called a Tommies it's been really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43263 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 It's only a fledgling, not much of a carcass. There must be loads of mice that die under the floor etc. Anyway, I read up and apparently it's a common problem. Just hope the wife doesn't hear it. Â And Gemmill, fuck you. Just tell her it's the sound of your soul weeping at the plight of the Labour Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19488 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Can't you put a anti seagull thing on now the nest has gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21580 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just tell her it's the sound of your soul weeping at the plight of the Labour Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Can't you put a anti seagull thing on now the nest has gone There's still one fledgling there so no, am going to have to put up with being dive bombed and shat on a while longer. Also the quote I got, £250, is a bit steep for me at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32126 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I heard the seagull voted for Corbyn. Let it fucking rot in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 We'll, it's still there, making a very audible mewing sound. Nearly 2 days now. Shouldn't it have died of thirst by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 The kids use this room during the weekend. Going to have to come clean with the wife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19488 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I don't know about anyone else, but I'm looking forward to the dramatic conclusion of the tale of Renton's Seagull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 We'll, I've told the wife. When it dies she wants me to remove the carcass. Great. Am going to have to knock in the back of the fireplace, remove dead bird and debris, get someone to fix it (I'm shit at DIY), and redecorate of she gets her way. House was only finished from renovating last week. Â Personally, I think it's effectively on the outside of the house and will be okay to rot? Any opinions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19488 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Leave it man, its not going to make any difference. You shouldnt smell it when its rotting. Its hardly gonna be massive is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Leave it man, its not going to make any difference. You shouldnt smell it when its rotting. Its hardly gonna be massive is it. Agreed. Will you tell my wife this if I give you her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19488 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Agreed. Will you tell my wife this if I give you her number? Â Cant you tell her you got someone in to take it out via the top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20621 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Â Cant you tell her you got someone in to take it out via the top? Like your thinking, will get my fishing rod out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4283 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Can fist not do an abseiling Santa impression? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Â Acid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43263 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 It's already read. It's haunting you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Can fist not do an abseiling Santa impression? Herring gulls, the type most commonly seen in towns, are a pain in the hoop if they're nesting on a roof we're on. I'd be lying if I said I'd never witnessed "accidental" nest removal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32126 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 CT, you're now off the hook regarding the dead budgie. The Avery spiritual world have other restless souls having to listen to new labour rants, falafel recipes and remarkably good stain glass window concepts. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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