trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Really it's the marriage that you need the drugs for not the wedding. :lol:I was ordered to be sober for the ceremony. She'd had a bottle of champagne and several sherries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17275 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I was ordered to be sober for the ceremony. She'd had a bottle of champagne and several sherries. "several sherries".....did you get married in 1967?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 1997, close enough tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/11/bride-and-groom-write-guest-demanding-adjustment-100-gift Outrageous! For my 40th i hired a plush villa for 20 people with caterers, paid for the lot and the booze for the weekend. Cost me 8k for the whole lot. Most people consider me generous. The issue you refer to, i was dealing with the balance between inheritance laws in France, a wife whose family just sold a piece of art at auction for 1.5m and all my money going to that family, rather than my own basically poor parents and even poorer brother with a disabled child in the case of my death. By separating the money, i can theoretically separate my succession in the event of my death. My kids are born into a very wealthy family, my nieces and nephew are not. If our (me and partner's) wealth is undistinguisable, its not clear from my discussion with the notaire how i could re-direct that to my e.g. brother's family to support his eldest who will have needs all her life. If all our money is together as one, there is not an easy route to doing this. Don't want you to feel like a twat - there was no way of you knowing that context. You twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I mean, under the circumstances, I don't think I can say anything other than FUCKING CHOMP. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Is that last bit serious? Some of your mates would not come to your wedding if they had to not take drugs for a day? I'd be looking for new mates Not serious no but if any them were as much as a miserable snide cunt as you are, i'd be looking to change them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I mean, under the circumstances, I don't think I can say anything other than FUCKING CHOMP. [emoji38] Sure but am not having you perpetuate the idea that i'm a tight cunt. Far from it you bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 He didn't want kids[emoji38] Missed this, dicksplash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Sure but am not having you perpetuate the idea that i'm a tight cunt. Far from it you bastard. Alright, how about "flash cunt with one eye on the future"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17275 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Not serious no but if any them were as much as a miserable snide cunt as you are, i'd be looking to change them. your mates would've loved his nuptials mind, they were all on the ching....allegedly....not what I understand by the term "straight edge" but there you go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Not serious no but if any them were as much as a miserable snide cunt as you are, i'd be looking to change them. And likewise, if I had to listen to your patter ever day id probably turn to drugs too Fwiw I paid £9000 on my birthday to hire TWO villas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I paid my mates £10,000 each not to come to my three villas on my birthday. Beat that, fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Stop following me around then if it makes you feel uncomfortable. We both know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I think we've established that Chez has to pay his friends to attend functions with him, and only if they are allowed to be off their tits. You sound a real hoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I paid my mates £10,000 each not to come to my three villas on my birthday. Beat that, fuckers. :lol:Can I not come to the next one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 John 11:35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Outrageous! For my 40th i hired a plush villa for 20 people with caterers, paid for the lot and the booze for the weekend. Cost me 8k for the whole lot. Most people consider me generous. The issue you refer to, i was dealing with the balance between inheritance laws in France, a wife whose family just sold a piece of art at auction for 1.5m and all my money going to that family, rather than my own basically poor parents and even poorer brother with a disabled child in the case of my death. By separating the money, i can theoretically separate my succession in the event of my death. My kids are born into a very wealthy family, my nieces and nephew are not. If our (me and partner's) wealth is undistinguisable, its not clear from my discussion with the notaire how i could re-direct that to my e.g. brother's family to support his eldest who will have needs all her life. If all our money is together as one, there is not an easy route to doing this. Don't want you to feel like a twat - there was no way of you knowing that context. You twat. What art? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Are the champagne enemas optional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 This has been a brilliant thread for the past few pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Am I gonna have to defuse another unpleasant situation between the druggie and the preacher by continuing the story of what happens in the moments after I get up in the morning? I don't think I'd even made it into my robe last time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You're the one who always fucking starts it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 These two get snitty with one another though. I'm just in it for the fun with Chez - he gets to take the piss out of my divorce and I get to take the piss out of his determination to leave his wife destitute in the event of divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 tbf your sig has been about him sucking cock for the last few years, so I can understand if he bites a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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