ChezGiven 0 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Did you / your mates get on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I did. That was the best part of the night. My nearest and dearest on the dance floor, wife, parents, grandparents, while me and me mates snorted Coke off the dirty toilet seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I tell you what @@Tooj I hope you're making progress with your back mate. I pulled mine about 8 weeks ago in the gym and I am still in pain with it. Nothing of your sort but fuck me, its doing my tits in. your back is doing your tits in!? not the other way around? maybe consider a reduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Best of luck Andrew. Loads of my mates dropped acid at my wedding, they looked like they would too, fucking hippies. I was wearing black velvet, stark contrast to the usual garb, obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Best of luck Andrew. Loads of my mates dropped acid at my wedding, they looked like they would too, fucking hippies. I was wearing black velvet, stark contrast to the usual garb, obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 It goes without saying that being philosophically against kids and aesthetically against weddings and scoring a positive match on the website then IRL does you a lot of credit. Your lass must be bananas of course. I'm an incredible bloke. That's what it comes down to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I was wearing black velvet. Must..... resist....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Did you / your mates get on it? To varying degrees. Most of the older people went to bed at around 11.30-12 when the music became a bit less wedding friendly and more dance floor oriented. And the younger generation partied till the early hours. It wasn't a gurner fest but there might have been some other stuff going down late doors. I just got pissed and smoked a couple of biftas - and a cigar, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Then failed spectacularly at attempting to consummate the marriage. We made a valiant attempt, I thought, but we're way too pissed. If we hadn't given up i'd still be at it now, I was in no fit state to seal the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 such detail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 He had one job ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20151 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I know loads of lads who got married, never smoked in their lives and have a cigar......why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I know loads of lads who got married, never smoked in their lives and have a cigar......why? Savile envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20151 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Savile envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 [emoji38] Dislikes: weddings and kids Likes: ringfencing assets and baguettes :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I know loads of lads who got married, never smoked in their lives and have a cigar......why? For me there's a huge difference between smoking cigars and cigarettes. Wedding tradition amongst me and my mates, to have a cigar with the fathers of the bride and groom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 So homoerotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 It's clearly a euphemism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Wedding tradition amongst me and my mates, to have a cigar with the fathers of the bride and groom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Obviously been dragged up better than you plebeians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Like a young Winston Churchill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Totally jealous of Dave and his social circle like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Bargain Bucket Bullingdon Boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Like a young Winston Churchill. More like Arthur Daley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 More like Touche Turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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