Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Right lads, here's your chance to get in on a sure-fire money spinner. I'm setting up a baby wear business, called Mother/SisterCare, launching initially through the prestigious Sue Ryder and Oxfam outlets in Pennywell and Southwick. The unique selling points of the introductory line, babygrows, are; *Each unit comes with a choice of Lamine or Kone slathered all over it. *Each unit will have built in dummy tethers and crack pipe pockets *Choice of patterns- Blue Pop for boys, Sexy Boob Tubes for girls, Vaux logo for other mutations. The clincher, and guaranteed cash cow, is the unique design of the built in gloves and feet, which are extra roomy to accommodate the extra digits. I'll be accepting investment for one month only, as launch date will be 8 months from tonight. ( no, not 9 months- most 12yr olds can't manage a full term pregnancy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gunna put my first offer in on a gaff this afternoon. It's already got "numerous bids above asking price" according to the totally nice and not at all pressuring estate agent. First question when I went to see it was "what's your maximum?" About 6 inches love, how tight is your twat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43267 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 [emoji38] I love that this fucking dope can't even locate the correct forum for his efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3743 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 All the forums are the same Leg End.Have you got a ticket for Sunday Pal. Fucking hell the makems have utterly shit patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 All the forums are the same Leg End.Have you got a ticket for Sunday Pal. Wtf is a leg end? Did he just call Gemmill a foot? Is this guy mentally ok? Like, for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Hes so stupid he can't work out the difference between a poster's name and the toontastic contributor rating which is based on post count. What a huckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Come on member, don't be nasty to him. It's not easy to use a keyboard with twelve fingers you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Have we got a new pet?! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Have we got a new pet?! Yay! I'm afraid he'll have to put down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13694 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Hes so stupid he can't work out the difference between a poster's name and the toontastic contributor rating which is based on post count. What a huckle Much underused insult that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Wahey he's back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Just changed my black stripe to a red stripe on me short.I always back a winner me.Wait, are you saying you're a Mackem??? You devilish trickster, you had us all fooled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Hello Cappo xxx lol Team captain isn't my name on the forum. You really have to stop insulting peoples intelligence levels when time and time again you've proven you're an absolute moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 He overcame a lot to get into Durham Uni so congratulations. Nice to know you're homophobic as well. Prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Member lol Not Homophobic just making a statement Sorry to have inpregnated your manhood. So you're backing down from what you really meant about Graham Carr and his son? You've not impregnated my manhood, what an utterly bizarre thing to say. It's time you left Terry you're a complete and utter fucking moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Not racist or homophobic i will admit BUT its verging on the borderline ok So you're admitting you're a borderline racist and homophobe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Member thats your opinion.I have a lower opinion of you than you of me.Dont be so confrontational. You can't even write in correct sentences. Enjoy chatting to yourself for the next few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Member I will be off soon.Im a nice person,I respect people.You alas are a chat room bully,Still takes all sorts I wish you well ok.Be good. Erm, you clearly don't respect people you've admitted you're a racist and homophobic . Still can't read what peoples names on the forum are either, here's a hint mine is neither "team captain" or "member". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 The toontastic fuckwit-meter has blown a gasket the last day or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I actually give Terry some credit, it's pretty impressive he managed to actually get onto a NUFC forum. Going off his posts it's a miracle he didn't end up on a Rotherham forum and started yelling about NUFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I'm not entirely sure that the mackems haven't outsourced their wummery to India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayatollah Hermione 13694 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Your lads been buying tickets in our home end again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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