Dr Gloom 21588 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Do it without looking like a god impossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43267 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 One of the cats has been behaving weird the past few days. Seemed under the weather and would flinch when you went to stroke him. I noticed last night that the bridge of his nose seemed a bit swollen, at which point I discovered a clump of stuck together fur on top of his head. Pulled it to one side and was met with a never ending river of pus. Which fucking reeked. 5 minutes and half a kitchen roll later, I reached the source which was a bite wound on the top of his head. Took him straight to the vet hospital at Cramlington and he now has a shaved head, one of those gimp collars on and is dosed up on antibiotics and anti inflammatories. He's livid about this collar. Keeps walking backwards to try and back out of it, and when that doesn't work be leaps forward as if he can just jump through it. [emoji38] That fucking pus though. I wouldn't have thought it was possible for that much to be in a cat. It had developed into an abscess, the poor fucker, so no wonder he wasn't keen in you touching his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Pussy pussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16732 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Puss-y galore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16732 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) Can anyone remember a thread somewhere or other on here where an Aussie poster , who's name escapes me now,was located on Google Earth and some pictures of his home town were posted? Maybe 12-18 months ago? Am in rural NSW and drove through a very familiar looking place this week... Edit: think the poster was a divorcee and had childcare issues?... Edited May 11, 2016 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43267 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Aye it was toonotl, who hasn't been on much, hope he's alright. I can't remember what the town was called but it looked a right shithole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43267 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/28932-the-twitter-thread/?p=1367111 Town was called Allora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16732 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Cheers Gem,nowhere near where we've been this week then but we're driving to Cairns from Sydney so will pass through that area by the looks of it....he'll not be bad to find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43267 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Take a look at @DanChronicle's Tweet: Shit just got real in Byker. Check out the lad's timeline, some decent stuff in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) Another Edited May 11, 2016 by wykikitoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 29825 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Looks like Steve Harper has been told he won't be in the squad tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6902 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 One of the cats has been behaving weird the past few days. Seemed under the weather and would flinch when you went to stroke him. I noticed last night that the bridge of his nose seemed a bit swollen, at which point I discovered a clump of stuck together fur on top of his head. Pulled it to one side and was met with a never ending river of pus. Which fucking reeked. 5 minutes and half a kitchen roll later, I reached the source which was a bite wound on the top of his head. Took him straight to the vet hospital at Cramlington and he now has a shaved head, one of those gimp collars on and is dosed up on antibiotics and anti inflammatories. He's livid about this collar. Keeps walking backwards to try and back out of it, and when that doesn't work be leaps forward as if he can just jump through it. [emoji38] That fucking pus though. I wouldn't have thought it was possible for that much to be in a cat. It had developed into an abscess, the poor fucker, so no wonder he wasn't keen in you touching his head. It will be off a cat bite. Ours has had a few, infection brews under the wound for a few days and then the wound opens up and leaks. Antibiotics and a few days in and they will be fine. Take the collar off if you're keeping him indoors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43267 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I took it off this morning but he immediately set about licking his paw and rubbing the wound, so I'm gonna keep it in for a day or two at least. He already seems to have perked up a bit this morning and the swelling on his face has gone down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 "on a protest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13694 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Aye it was toonotl, who hasn't been on much, hope he's alright. I can't remember what the town was called but it looked a right shithole! Hope he's alright if he hasn't been stabbed to death in the rape village he lives in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32136 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 It begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Makes me sick when all you do is abuse Pardew.He would have kept us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Maks meuh sick when all yeas do is abuse Pardew, like I abuse my Mamsister.'E would ave kept yeas up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Have you been out of work since Vaux went tits up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32136 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Id get rid of Graham Carr and get Alan Carr in He would be a better person to select football talent. Only one Graham bought was Cabaye Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 This one's almost literate. I'm guessing they haven't dished out the meds in the TV lounge yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32136 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I think we've just witnessed Wor Terrence having a stroke. At least he'll drool out of both sides now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 How are they shit at winding us up as well? They've done well to survive, they can look forward to another season doing exactly the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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