Alex 34306 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Perhaps not the full, unexpurgated story though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 1k pages on this now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 ...Ouch. Ok, just putting it out there, but have you attempted to explain that some kind of serious disease runs in your family that will mean she has to care for the child 24/7? You know, to try and talk her out of it? I dunno mate, having this dropped on you is a lot to take, especially when you effectively have no choice. I'd say that justifies a lie if needed. Unless you want the kid I guess, in which case i'd not recommend that. You're suggesting he lies about having a genetic disorder so that she'll have an abortion? Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4683 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 ...Ouch. Ok, just putting it out there, but have you attempted to explain that some kind of serious disease runs in your family that will mean she has to care for the child 24/7? You know, to try and talk her out of it? I dunno mate, having this dropped on you is a lot to take, especially when you effectively have no choice. I'd say that justifies a lie if needed. Unless you want the kid I guess, in which case i'd not recommend that. wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 The thought process. Not that it would even hold up to much scrutiny. Surprised Gemmill hasn't suggested telling her about the impending global environmental apocalypse and how it wouldn't be right to bring a kid into a world like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 You all know I'm right about that, you're just too scared to admit it. It was snowing this morning ffs. At the end of April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20624 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I was looking back to where it was said in this thread this mad lass had a genetic disorder and assumed it had been deleted. Wasn't until Cath's post that I clicked onto what Rayvin was suggesting. Stunned now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 She knows I have legendary genes as we were seeing each other for a few months. she also knows I have legendary sperm now. One shot of single barreled yogurt rifle, one kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) Loving the advice. I think i'll settle somewhere in between telling her i've got parkinsons running through the family and marrying her though. Edited April 26, 2016 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6902 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 You're suggesting he lies about having a genetic disorder so that she'll have an abortion? Fucking hell I kept quiet cos I thought I would get accused of being 'right on' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Loving the advice. I think i'll settle somewhere in between telling her i've got parkinsons running through the family and marrying her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I kept quiet cos I thought I would get accused of being 'right on' Don't worry, he might get really lucky and she'll be one of the 1:3 that miscarries. Jeez... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Don't worry, he might get really lucky and she'll be one of the 1:3 that miscarries. Jeez... something to cling to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Ok so, I was in something of a dark place last night. I apologise for the ruthless and cold suggestion. I've been close to a similar situation in the past, probably not the best person to comment on this in fairness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I got the call from the CSA once. Long story short the admin-bod at the ministry phoned the only other Dave Watson in the village because they didn't have a number for the right one. Only took 24hrs to sort out, but fuck me that was nervy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 She knows I have legendary genes as we were seeing each other for a few months. she also knows I have legendary sperm now. One shot of single barreled yogurt rifle, one kill. Bad way to end that post given some of what has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4683 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Loving the advice. I think i'll settle somewhere in between telling her i've got parkinsons running through the family and marrying her though. Post of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I had a similar experience with my first proper lass at school. Was only 15. I dumped her after a few months of crap teenage sex then one day I get called up to the head teacher's office out of the blue. Turns out she's orchestrated the meeting to tell us she's up the duff and wants to keep the baby. Not exactly what you want to hear just before your gsces. Turns out it was a load of shit, thank god, and she was just trying to mind fuck me. The lengths she went to though, getting the school involved. Still a valuable life lesson was learned that day - always wear a Jimmy hat! But you did offer to marry her before you found out she was lying right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Don't worry, he might get really lucky and she'll be one of the 1:3 that miscarries. Jeez...Fucks sake Cath, you shouldn't be getting the poor lads hopes up like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) But you did offer to marry her before you found out she was lying right? did i fuck. i think i would have ran away from the crisis at that age if she hadn't been talking shite Edited April 26, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 did i fuck. i think i would have ran away from the crisis at that age if she hadn't been talking shiteYou heartless bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 i brought dishonour to house gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I got the call from the CSA once. Long story short the admin-bod at the ministry phoned the only other Dave Watson in the village because they didn't have a number for the right one. Only took 24hrs to sort out, but fuck me that was nervy. This happened to my mate and they just didn't believe him when he told them they had the wrong guy went on for ages then when it finally got sorted he was told he'd get fifty quid or something similar for the hassle. They never sent it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 This happened to my mate and they just didn't believe him when he told them they had the wrong guy went on for ages then when it finally got sorted he was told he'd get fifty quid or something similar for the hassle. They never sent it I got a letter apologising and wishing me well in my degree. Framed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Is it still hanging in your wine cellar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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