Howmanheyman 32143 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Step kids as well? You poor cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) eeeek! how old are you? is it the end of your life as you know it or are you coming to the sort of age where you might think about settling down? got to look for the positives Im of age to want kids, and financially solid and mentally ready. It just hasn't worked out the way i planned it ! Edited April 25, 2016 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Step kids as well? You poor cunt. Well we arent together any more. Not my problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Im of age to want kids, and financially solid and mentally ready. It just hasn't worked out the way i planned it ! so you want kids, but just not with this bird? ah well man, you never know - it might all work out alright. plenty of functional relationships are built on foundations of resentment. you won't be alone there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) so you want kids, but just not with this bird? ah well man, you never know - it might all work out alright. plenty of functional relationships are built on foundations of resentment. you won't be alone there. Yeah, im ready to have kids and i'll be a good dad. Im just going to miss out on a lot of stuff. Probably pretty common these days though. Edited April 25, 2016 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Yeah, im ready to have kids and i'll be a good dad. Im just going to miss out on a lot of stuff. Probably pretty common these days though. you could always bite the bullet and get down on one knee. she might be nuts but she likes it up the wrong un - i don't know many married men who enjoy those privileges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) How to make a bad situation a million times worse - by Dr Gloom. Edited April 25, 2016 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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strawb 4101 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Well that's cheered me right up. Think my situation might be the final push to buy myself a gaff rather than rent, silver linings and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 You daft twat Holden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 you could always bite the bullet and get down on one knee. she might be nuts but she likes it up the wrong un - i don't know many married men who enjoy those privileges.Whatever you do, don't listen to shite like this. If someone is standing outside your gaff tonight with a shotgun you know it was actually Gloomy's daughter you were violating up the bum! Sounds like my worst nightmare. I had to take a lass for a morning after pill a while back. Not my finest Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Have you tried switching her off for a bit, then switching her back on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Whatever you do, don't listen to shite like this. If someone is standing outside your gaff tonight with a shotgun you know it was actually Gloomy's daughter you were violating up the bum! Sounds like my worst nightmare. I had to take a lass for a morning after pill a while back. Not my finest Sunday! here man, it's the honourable thing to do, and would mean the kid would grow up with both parents around the house. On the other hand, it sounds like she's a nutter, which admittedly might not help make a happy home life, but she's apparently a sort and she takes it up the arse. I don't know many married men who get sex more than once every week or two, let alone any who get to dance the chocolate cha-cha with their Mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 DR GLOOM'S HONORABLE-THING-TO-DO APPLICATION FORM 1. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE SEEING A FULLY GROWN MAN ON A HOVERBOARD IN PUBLIC. Y/N 2. DO YOU ENJOY IT UP THE SHITTER SEVERAL TIME A WEEK? Y/N 3. ARE YOU A BIT OF A SORT? Y/N 4. WILL YOU BE MY WIFE? Y/N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 here man, it's the honourable thing to do, and would mean the kid would grow up with both parents around the house. On the other hand, it sounds like she's a nutter, which admittedly might not help make a happy home life, but she's apparently a sort and she takes it up the arse. I don't know many married men who get sex more than once every week or two, let alone any who get to dance the chocolate cha-cha with their Mrs. Worst thing you can do is to stop together just for the sake of the bairn. I know that from experience. And if you think she'll still be taking it up bournville boulevard once married you're living in a dreamland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) I can only dream of driving down the Hershey highway these days Edited April 25, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Married eight years by the way, you're probably right. HM - ignore me mate, it looks like it's a lose lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 "How did you and Mammy meet, Daddy McGroin?" " Swiped right, Tinderella, swiped right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) ...Ouch. Ok, just putting it out there, but have you attempted to explain that some kind of serious disease runs in your family that will mean she has to care for the child 24/7? You know, to try and talk her out of it? I dunno mate, having this dropped on you is a lot to take, especially when you effectively have no choice. I'd say that justifies a lie if needed. Unless you want the kid I guess, in which case i'd not recommend that. Edited April 25, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Also Strawb, commiserations mate. Hopefully it's more one of those 'suddenly free' kinda feelings though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 ...Ouch. Ok, just putting it out there, but have you attempted to explain that some kind of serious disease runs in your family that will mean she has to care for the child 24/7? You know, to try and talk her out of it? I dunno mate, having this dropped on you is a lot to take, especially when you effectively have no choice. I'd say that justifies a lie if needed. Unless you want the kid I guess, in which case i'd not recommend that. I'm sensing some experience in this area Rayvin? I'm definitely using that one as a last resort should the need arise mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Im crying at this thread, pure gold man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I had a similar experience with my first proper lass at school. Was only 15. I dumped her after a few months of crap teenage sex then one day I get called up to the head teacher's office out of the blue. Turns out she's orchestrated the meeting to tell us she's up the duff and wants to keep the baby. Not exactly what you want to hear just before your gsces. Turns out it was a load of shit, thank god, and she was just trying to mind fuck me. The lengths she went to though, getting the school involved. Still a valuable life lesson was learned that day - always wear a Jimmy hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Turns out it was a load of shit, thank god, and she was just trying to mind fuck me. The lengths she went to though, getting the school involved. Still a valuable life lesson was learned that day - always wear a Jimmy hat! Fuck me, talking about a twisted mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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