The Fish 10873 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 In all seriousness Strawb, once you get the logistics of shifting house and that sorted, get yourself on some online dating sites. 6 month from now you'll be wondering what all the fuss was about with the break up. Yep. If you do go the dating site route, I'd not do a paid site yet. Plenty of sites can get you out on dates tout suite, and the paid sites lean towards relationships which might not be what you're after straight away. What I would say is reinforce the bedframe, it'll probably come under a lot of stress in the next 6 months. Maybe invest in a carpentry course, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Dont do what i've just done. Was using my predatory skills on Tinder a few months ago. Fell for this hot bitch. Mad in the head, good in the bed n all that. We've since split up but turns out she is now preggers... my life is now fucked. Dont be a fool, wrap your tool kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Holy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44992 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Holy condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10873 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) Bad shit! Hang on, she's not from the North West and recently left a Toontastic regular who has an affection for Brian Pinas is she? Edited April 25, 2016 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44992 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Btw that is a fucking nightmare. I take it she's pro-life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30661 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 It says a lot that everyone's first reaction is to laugh at news like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Its looking that way Gemmill.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30661 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Btw that is a fucking nightmare. I take it she's anti-baby murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35118 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 The sympathetic replies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 It says a lot that everyone's first reaction is to laugh at news like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35118 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Should've just put one in the poo and left the goo well alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I was seeing her for a few months so yeah, 100% sure (maybe 99%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Should've just put one in the poo and left the goo well alone She loved it in the poo as well. Its going to be my new favourite hole from now on. Arse -> Mouth -> Vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10873 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35118 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 If this is how you talk about the mother of your child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33276 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 And I'm telling it to your face, So you don't have to hear it from another place, Oh Annie! I'm not your Daddy! Yes you are. Aye fair enough. How much pocket money do kids get these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44992 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 She loved it in the poo as well. Its going to be my new favourite hole from now on. Arse -> Mouth -> Vagina Yeah she's not mother-of-your-children material. Ah no wait, she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Ive already had the government child contribution calculator out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 when your username bites back. You never know, having a kid might calm her down a bit? Good luck fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10873 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 when your username bites back. You never know, having a kid might calm her down a bit? Good luck fella! That certainly works with most mental women I've met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33276 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Must be hard to have a kid and you're not with him/her from the birth. Hard for the kid too. Best of luck, joking aside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 She already has one.... I'm fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21965 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Dont do what i've just done. Was using my predatory skills on Tinder a few months ago. Fell for this hot bitch. Mad in the head, good in the bed n all that. We've since split up but turns out she is now preggers... my life is now fucked. Dont be a fool, wrap your tool kids. eeeek! how old are you? is it the end of your life as you know it or are you coming to the sort of age where you might think about settling down? got to look for the positives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Must be hard to have a kid and you're not with him/her from the birth. Hard for the kid too. Best of luck, joking aside. Yeah, I'm going to struggle with that I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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