Meenzer 15199 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Capturing the public mood well, I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34305 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Not to be viewed before lunch, unless you like watching videos of shitting, eh CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Romania just got kicked out of Eurovision for not paying their fees. I reckon it's just a cunning ruse to avoid the country being represented by this... thing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I learn today that the fact' "The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer" is called Godwin's Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The look on these two at the smiling black people in one's living room. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 If someone writes your instead of you're, would you say that its spelt incorrectly given the context? Or would you say that its spelt correctly, however its grammatically wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 it's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 After 5 odd years me and our lass have broken up. At a bit of a loss what happens next. Havent done this for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 (edited) After 5 odd years me and our lass have broken up. At a bit of a loss what happens next. Havent done this for a while. Shit news mate. Keep your chin up. Personally, I'd stay single for a bit. Get used to that first, before adding another complication. Ground yourself in whatever's permanent. Don't be in a rush to get back into dating. Oh and stick your dinagling into anywhere a pretty lass lets you. Edited April 24, 2016 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Shit news mate. Keep your chin up. Personally, I'd stay single for a bit. Get used to that first, before adding another complication. Ground yourself in whatever's permanent. Don't be in a rush to get back into dating. Oh and stick your dinagling into anywhere a pretty lass lets you. My DinaglingMy dinagling I want you to play....... etc. ( chin up Strawb, mate. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Hope you got custody of the dog Still. Onto better things. As above, give yourself a bit of time. And never ever forget, 'bitches ain't shit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Haha aye I have full custody. I will be fine, I just cba with finding a new gaff etc, put a fair amount of work into this place and I'm really fucking lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 It's no coincidence that I announce I'm moving to the North West and all the girls over there start making sure they're good and single, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 All the best Strawb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Cheers gents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32143 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Getting pets is the beginning of the end to relationships. I didn't want to say anything to Strawb at the time but I knew the split was in the post once he got the dog. Look at Gemmill as well with the cats, man. Whatever you do in the future, if you get a lass, get her up the stick before you introduce a pet in the home. Relationship killers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Chin up Strawb man, get your willy wet, have a good time like t'others have said kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32143 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Dear Strawb, don't get obsessive with female colleagues at work. Just popped into my head for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6394 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Female work colleagues are there for fantasy.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Dear Strawb, don't get obsessive with female colleagues at work. Just popped into my head for some reason. In all seriousness Strawb, once you get the logistics of shifting house and that sorted, get yourself on some online dating sites. 6 month from now you'll be wondering what all the fuss was about with the break up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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