ewerk 29825 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) Dan Walker doing his best here to sound sincere when talking about 'dinosaurs'. I look forward to his input in the full piece. Edited April 19, 2016 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 He shouldn't be in the job tbh. Fucking embarrassing to hold those views in this day and age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 The kid who is always complaining its cold where he sits we have put a thermometer there. Its actually warmer the fucking pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 People all over Wykiki's office putting away their staplers and scissors and shit. Lorraine from accounts doing the Gary Lineker/Gascoigne "keep an eye on him" thing to Dan the office manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 People all over Wykiki's office putting away their staplers and scissors and shit. Lorraine from accounts doing the Gary Lineker/Gascoigne "keep an eye on him" thing to Dan the office manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 What is the back story on Wykiki's office rampage then? It's referenced all the time I assume its been blown out of all proportion but still. Is it just that he grumbles about work a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4284 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Mutual murder inducing hatred all round iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 What is the back story on Wykiki's office rampage then? It's referenced all the time I assume its been blown out of all proportion but still. Is it just that he grumbles about work a lot? He killed a guy with a crossbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 What is the back story on Wykiki's office rampage then? It's referenced all the time I assume its been blown out of all proportion but still. Is it just that he grumbles about work a lot? I once asked a couple of questions on here regarding some bell ends I worked with in an office. Then went to another company and there was another bell end. I havent moaned once about where I am. There is a kid here who sits in his coat at 26+ degrees, I only pointed that out and apparently it means I am about to stab him with my pencil All good craic like. I dont have pencils they wont allow me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I havent moaned once about where I am. There is a kid here who sits in his coat at 26+ degrees, I only pointed that out That's moaning, ya big moany bugger you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 That's moaning, ya big moany bugger you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 all makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Landed at buda today got about 2 miles outside of the airport and was in standstill traffic for 2 hours. Worst crash I've ever seen. And first dead body. Hotel wifi is faster than infinity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I saw my first dead body in China. Weird to see that kind of shit. I recall loads of people were just standing staring at it. If they'd had sticks, they'd have been poking it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13694 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I saw my first dead body in China. Weird to see that kind of shit. I recall loads of people were just standing staring at it. If they'd had sticks, they'd have been poking it... was probably just wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Now that I think about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Landed at buda today got about 2 miles outside of the airport and was in standstill traffic for 2 hours. Worst crash I've ever seen. And first dead body. Hotel wifi is faster than infinity! I thought you would have seen a few stiffs in your time I was once walking to work on the canal in Leeds and saw a women laid face down in one of the locks, shit myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I thought you would have seen a few stiffs in your time I was once walking to work on the canal in Leeds and saw a women laid face down in one of the locks, parked t'bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I thought you would have seen a few stiffs in your time I was once walking to work on the canal in Leeds and saw a women laid face down in one of the locks, checked t'temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I thought you would have seen a few stiffs in your time I was once walking to work on the canal in Leeds and saw a women laid face down in one of the locks, checked t'temperature. bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6902 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I saw my first dead body in China. Weird to see that kind of shit. I recall loads of people were just standing staring at it. If they'd had sticks, they'd have been poking it... Basically there's one common denominator in all of Wyki's work arguments ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32143 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I thought you would have seen a few stiffs in your time I was once walking to work on the canal in Leeds and saw a women laid face down in one of the locks, shit myself at just about the same moment I ejaculated. I then raced back to work and wrote an e-mail asking HR how they felt about unauthorised absence? Even after she's dead you just won't let it lie, will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Basically there's one common denominator in all of Wyki's work arguments ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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