The Fish 10543 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I take it you're moving up there Becki your girlfriend has got a job? Just become a bum. Becki? Apparently my lass wants me to get a job paid well enough to allow her to be a "lady what lunches"... I want her job to permit me to be a "dickhead what dosses" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 How much do they pay for being a significant message board contributor these days? Was it you that put it on your CV back in the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 What is it you actually do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4545 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 How much do they pay for being a significant message board contributor these days? Was it you that put it on your CV back in the day? It was him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29826 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Tbf the role carries more credibility than being a door to door double glazing salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Tbf the role carries more credibility than being a sofa salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 What is it you actually do? Data analysis/Database management, a bit of client services thrown in too. CT find it's hilarious that I tried to use whatever I could to help get a low-end social media job. I find it hilarious that I was qualified to do his "job" before I turned 18. The window sales job is fair game though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I'm not sure what that is... I'm assuming you're not a DBA though Sent from my SM-G925F using Tapatalk Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 There's loads of credit card companies/banks with credit cards that require data analysts in the North West. Might be worth looking into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Data analysis/Database management, a bit of client services thrown in too. CT find it's hilarious that I tried to use whatever I could to help get a low-end social media job. I find it hilarious that I was qualified to do his "job" before I turned 18. The window sales job is fair game though I know a kid who works for the Co-op over there that does that sort of shit. I'll ask him if they're looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6903 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fish mate, you're clearly far too bright to be still bouncing from job to job in your mid 30s. It you put half as much effort into a career as you do on here/your podcast you would be sorted Do you not fancy putting in for the police or a career you can climb the ranks in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20624 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fish the plod. Or you could try nursing... I don't even know what a database analyst does but have to say it sounds incredibly boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fish would make a cracking priest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6903 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fish the plod. Or you could try nursing... I don't even know what a database analyst does but have to say it sounds incredibly boring. Nowt wrong with Nursing They've put me through my prescribing, I make a decent living and could move to most countries in the world and carry on my career. I've got a few mates who make a killing on botox and lip fillers that they prescribe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20624 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 We should have a Fish career thread. He's already had a wide and varied career like. Student, door to door double glazing salesman, pajama wearing ambulance dispatcher, message board moderator (nearly), pod caster, and Pimms taster. Gonna be difficult to get that CV on one page of A4. Only kidding fish, hope it works out and you still have time to post on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3211 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 The window sales job is fair game though <Phone rings> <Call connects> Hello? [Geordie accent] Hello Mr Renton [Posh London accent with hint of Yorkshire] My name is David Geordie Fish and I'm from the Bestest Best Stain Glass Company, I was just wondering if I could have a moment of your time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3211 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Gonna be difficult to get that CV on one page of A4. Should fit on a piece of foolscap though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fish mate, you're clearly far too bright to be still bouncing from job to job in your mid 30s. It you put half as much effort into a career as you do on here/your podcast you would be sorted Do you not fancy putting in for the police or a career you can climb the ranks in? Worked with the rozzers long enough to know it's not for me. To be fair the last two career changes have been due to circumstance rather than anything else. Left Capita because they were moving their office and getting rid of night shift . Would have lost 30% of my wage & had a 2hr commute or had to move. Now my lass has been offered a promotion, but it means moving up to Manchester and this current job tried to work something out for me to work remotely, but it's just not feasible. Everything works out in the end though, so I'm not stressing too much. Even if my CV is quite wandering after Uni. IFA Admin - PA to a stand up - PA to an Assistant Director - Project Admin/coordinator for the MET - Data Analyst/Client Services Manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fish would make a cracking priest.[emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6903 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 PA to a standup was that a job or something you did for your mate in exchange for free crisps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 [emoji38]The Fish as Junior Elvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 PA to a standup was that a job or something you did for your mate in exchange for free crisps? Fuck all pay, but worth it. Touring the country, watching stand-up most nights, spending most of the day with intelligent people whose job it is to make people laugh. Not a bad way to spend a year. I mean, it's not Nursing, but it's a brilliant job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20624 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 KCG's errands boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 KCG's errands boy? Nah, I'd be built like a brick shit house now if I had. Imagine the strength needed to carry all that buckfast, plus that massive chip of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'd forgotten what J69 did for a living there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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