Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Saw one of the most stunning beautiful women I have ever seen today. Absolute goddess who went straight into my all time unforgettable females chart at number 2. (There's only 3 so far that have qualified). Number 1 was at the national art gallery and was like something out of a 70's flake advert. Number 3 was an employee at a local McDonalds and until today, held the position of best arse I've ever seen. Today's had everything, height, looks and an arse that I would pay to watch walking up and down. Simply breathtaking. (I think she was a junior doctor as well which just adds to the whole package. Alas I had passengers in so had to limit my .... I even considered briefly posing as a detective and confiscating the hospital cctv. * just for clarity this is in no way a pervy post. No sir. I drive lots of stunning women around without comment, but when an event such as today occurs it needs writing down for posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 O...k... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44990 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 An employee at a local McDonalds.[emoji38]Explains how you got to 15 stone you fat fucking pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I think she was a junior doctor as well which just adds to the whole package. You get off on knowing that a woman definitely hates you...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Were you parked outside a Chinese restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Were you parked outside a Chinese restaurant? No why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Canny end to the NCAA finals. Last shot in the last second to win it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Aye, fantastic ending. I wanted them to win too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21964 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Saw one of the most stunning beautiful women I have ever seen today. Absolute goddess who went straight into my all time unforgettable females chart at number 2. (There's only 3 so far that have qualified). Number 1 was at the national art gallery and was like something out of a 70's flake advert. Number 3 was an employee at a local McDonalds and until today, held the position of best arse I've ever seen. Today's had everything, height, looks and an arse that I would pay to watch walking up and down. Simply breathtaking. (I think she was a junior doctor as well which just adds to the whole package. Alas I had passengers in so had to limit my .... I even considered briefly posing as a detective and confiscating the hospital cctv. * just for clarity this is in no way a pervy post. No sir. I drive lots of stunning women around without comment, but when an event such as today occurs it needs writing down for posterity. Uncle Creeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Absolutely. Bloke pushing 50 staring at the arse of a lass fresh out of uni and then sharing his ranking system with the world on the Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20217 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 An employee at a local McDonalds.[emoji38]Explains how you got to 15 stone you fat fucking pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33274 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Absolutely. Bloke pushing 50 staring at the arse of a lass fresh out of uni and then sharing his ranking system with the world on the Internet To be fair, I don't think even you will stop appreciating a nice bit of fanny if you see any when you're pushing 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 To be fair, I don't think even you will stop appreciating a nice bit of fanny if you see any when you're pushing 50. To be fair, latching over teenage lasses in the way described then posting about it on a message board certainly is a bit creepy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33274 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Never noticed the 'teenage' bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Never noticed the 'teenage' bit? That's just the way Rentons mind works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Uncle Creeps Ok creep master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30657 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I too am outraged and demand that the sunshine fanny thread be purged from this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 To be fair, latching over teenage lasses in the way described then posting about it on a message board certainly is a bit creepy...... Putting the teenage bollocks to one side, isn't one of your favourite threads the sunshine fanny thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Absolutely. Bloke pushing 50 staring at the arse of a lass fresh out of uni and then sharing his ranking system with the world on the Internet Aye, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 That's just the way Rentons mind works Fair assumption on the McDonald's one I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21964 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) Ok creep master Aye but I was a young stallion checking out a cougar. That's not quite as severe on the pervert scale or as alarming as an egg-headed uncle fester type rubbing his sweaty palms on his trousers. That's you, by the way. Edited April 6, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Aye but I was a young stallion checking out a cougar. That's not quite as severe on the pervert scale or as alarming as an egg-headed uncle fester type rubbing his sweaty palms on his trousers. That's you, by the way. It's not even 2 years ago and you looking up a woman's skirt on public transport I was watching a woman cross the road. No comparison. You should be locked up tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21964 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 It's not even 2 years ago and you looking up a woman's skirt on public transport I was watching a woman cross the road. No comparison. You should be locked up tbh! Aye, making me 35, and and still in prime years. You on the other hand are 50 and your target was a lass young enough to be your daughter. You could think of us as footballers - me, a veteran player but still playing first team football; you, one of those bloated hasbeens on soccer Saturday. It's not even a debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Aye, ok. I was in my 20s when I posted that. Not a middle aged married father of two you uber perve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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