Gemmill 44989 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Lock the taskbar, management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3902 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Getting new business cards at work due to a business logo change. About time too cos I was given 500 this time last year and I only have 497 left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Getting new business cards at work due to a business logo change. About time too cos I was given 500 this time last year and I only have 497 left. I have a similar situation. I have had to get new business cards each year for the past four years because my title keeps changing... they make great bookmarks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35114 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 And roaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 And roaches. Don't know about the UK but the paper used for business cards over here is a bit too stiff to roll properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Don't know about the UK but the paper used for business cards over here is a bit too stiff to roll properly used as a "filter" so you don't burn your fingers on the last toke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 used as a "filter" so you don't burn your fingers on the last toke Never thought of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Stops the end getting all soggy too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35114 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 We still talking about roaches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 We still talking about roaches? No, soggy cocks obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Good name for a band that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 No, soggy cocks obviouslyWoman grabs wet cock..... fuck off- you clicked on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) my five year old has just learned to ride his bike without stabilisers - a proud moment for any dad, but i almost lost the fucker in the park yesterday. i was struggling to keep up with him on my hoverboard as it was, then the hoverboard battery dies and i have to run after him with it slung over my shoulder and the bastard thing weighs a ton. i started panicking when i lost sight of him but found him eventually to give him an earful about riding off on his own. it's like anything you teach them to do. you push and push then as soon as they master it you tell them not to do it. he's thinking he has his freedom to go on a mission on his bike after i pushed him to try on just two wheels and now he's mastered it i'm on his case not to ride off on his own at speed in case i lose him. it was exactly the same with walking and talking. i spent ages trying to get him to speak and now he never shuts the fuck up and i would have been happy in hindsight if he hadn't mastered walking for another few months. Edited March 21, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Can't really blame the lad, I'd be riding off in embarrassment too if my father was coming behind on a hoverboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44989 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Aye wtf Gloom, you're 40 year old ffs.[emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 37 actually, old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35114 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 No, soggy cocks obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is hammersmith all right for nightlife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Not really, just your usual mix of gastro pubs and generic bars. It's a short tube ride into the west end from there though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3902 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is hammersmith all right for nightlife? The Palais is canny between midnight and six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 It's got a Belushi's that'll be right up your alleyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Better than Harrow then? I'm thinking a tube back to somewhere lively from Wembley then an Uber doesn't seem extortionate to get home when the tubes are closed. Where would you go if you were doing that? Leicester square? Camden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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