Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Read the post again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Read the post again I think it's you that needs too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Where do you think the councils got their money from I doff my cap to your stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Failed my second driving test on reverse parking...two minutes in, then proceeded to drive for 40 minutes without incident. Yaaay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 "Shuffling the deck chairs" seems to have slipped the net in the NHS discussion by the way. The fuck!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4389 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Failed my second driving test on reverse parking...two minutes in, then proceeded to drive for 40 minutes without incident. Yaaay!I passed second time but on my first I drove out of the car park to the end of the road with a T junction onto a main road and let a gap go past I should have went for. The main fail point was undue hesitancy so basically I'd failed after about 30 seconds at the first hurdle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35113 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Failed my second driving test on reverse parking...two minutes in, then proceeded to drive for 40 minutes without incident. Yaaay! The pressure was off then though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 My cousin sailed through his test by thinking he'd made a massive mistake in the first 30 seconds. I can't remember what it is, but apparently it wasn't that bad and he was totally comfortable after that once the pressure was off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Lovely drive up to Templand, just outside Lockerbie today to meet our new pup. Could have bought them all. Ready in a fortnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33273 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Lovely drive up to Templand, just outside Lockerbie today to meet our new pup. Could have bought them all. Ready in a fortnight. Not the first time you've been sold a pup, I'd guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 My cousin sailed through his test by thinking he'd made a massive mistake in the first 30 seconds. I can't remember what it is, but apparently it wasn't that bad and he was totally comfortable after that once the pressure was off. Did similar on my bike test. Slammed my brakes on at a red light and ended up right in the middle of a cycle box. Cursed myself but later found out that it's legal to do it if the light changes just before you get there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Facebook just pushed an advert for this my way. Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Had a night out in town on Friday night. Was going brilliantly until some random lad sucker punched an old school friend of mine for literally no reason at all, knocking him out cold. Sickening end to the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Had a night out in town on Friday night. Was going brilliantly until some random lad sucker punched an old school friend of mine for literally no reason at all, knocking him out cold. Sickening end to the evening. That sounds shit. You say random, but any reason at all, an accidental spill etc? Fucking hate idiots like this, makes me glad to have my metaphorical pipe and slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Not as far as I know. My mate was out cold for about 30 seconds and couldn't remember what happened or doing anything to provoke it. He's not the sort who starts fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Saw the same happen in town a few years back. Pointed the culprit out to a passing copper and got labelled a grass by Wacky and Stevie on here iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 A baby dolphin is now deceased. This specie of dolphins are endangered. After being captured it was passed around the crowd so they could take selfies. Did they think it could breathe outside of the ocean? Scumbags in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Sorry for the CT type post but has anyone got a sonic cleaner? I was planning on buying a steam mop for the kitchen/bathroom and spotted a sonic cleaner in aldi today for about half the price it should be. It's basically a buffing machine in the shape of a Hoover that cleans carpets/hard floors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Does it look like a hedgehog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35113 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Looks like a dolphin to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 David Blaine just left me utterly bemused at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. He did a card trick where this bird had to guess a card. She named it, he then proceeded to pull it out, folded up, from under my watch. I have literally no idea how it ended up there - didn't feel a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Did you feel violated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 At the Yunnan Wild Animal Park in China, two tourists killed two peacocks after taking selfies with them. The zookeepers said the birds were roughly handled in a feeding area.The animals then had many of their feathers plucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Most people just need to be put to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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