Howmanheyman 33272 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Come back before it's too late and you start drinking water out of thimbles then threatening hotel managers with your podcast!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42468 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 If he moves to California he'll have no choice but to drink water out of thimbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 at least i'll be able to legally take my hoverboard out on the open road, so every cloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42468 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 at least i'll be able to legally take my hoverboard out on the open road, and be shot by the police, so every cloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 it'll be a short stay if Trump ends up in the White House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42468 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 "I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border, and I will make Hoverboard riding vegetablists pay for that wall. Mark my words." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/0AqVv Update on the toontastic bulldog. She is getting over her pneumonia, needs to stay on antibiotics for 6 weeks just to make sure. Her op went fine and she is back to being a terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 The Fish = The Snackarchist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I've been asked by the Business Continuity team at work to take the 29th of February off to avoid what they're calling a "catastrophic proposal stampede". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17289 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/0AqVv Update on the toontastic bulldog. She is getting over her pneumonia, needs to stay on antibiotics for 6 weeks just to make sure. Her op went fine and she is back to being a terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I've been asked by the Business Continuity team at work to take the 29th of February off to avoid what they're calling a "catastrophic proposal stampede". We have both a "business intelligence" and "business performance team" at ours. Been here 16 month, not a whiff that either do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4389 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 We have both a "business intelligence" and "business performance team" at ours. Been here 16 month, not a whiff that either do.Don't know about the latter but the former is what I do. Fucking about with data basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 You're leaving the smoke for Manchester? How come? Outside London, not sure why you'd pay those rents when you could buy cheaper. If you're in a settled relationship like, which it sounds like you both are. She's been offered a better job on more money, no brainer really. It's north west of Stockport but we want to live somewhere a bit nicer & we've a couple of mates who already live in Manchester so Re: the rent thing, we'll rent for a year then buy once we've worked out which area we want to settle down in, which will 100% be in the North, but it's not yet clear where abouts. I'd be happy moving to where she grew up (Ilkley) but understandably she wants to make somewhere else her home. If we could find somewhere that has the links, the amenities and the pace of life as Ilkley elsewhere, that'd be fucking great. We should be in a position to buy a house that'll work for the family we're planning on having. The fewer house-moves the better iyam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 We have both a "business intelligence" and "business performance team" at ours. Been here 16 month, not a whiff that either do. Sounds like the "audience engagement" team at my place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 She's been offered a better job on more money, no brainer really. It's north west of Stockport but we want to live somewhere a bit nicer & we've a couple of mates who already live in Manchester so Re: the rent thing, we'll rent for a year then buy once we've worked out which area we want to settle down in, which will 100% be in the North, but it's not yet clear where abouts. I'd be happy moving to where she grew up (Ilkley) but understandably she wants to make somewhere else her home. If we could find somewhere that has the links, the amenities and the pace of life as Ilkley elsewhere, that'd be fucking great. We should be in a position to buy a house that'll work for the family we're planning on having. The fewer house-moves the better iyam. Aye I got a pay rise to move out of London, no brainer. Lots of nice little towns near Stockport, altrincham is decent as is sale and if you have the wedge then Cheshire is doable. All easy commute to Manchester on the train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Aye I got a pay rise to move out of London, no brainer. Lots of nice little towns near Stockport, altrincham is decent as is sale and if you have the wedge then Cheshire is doable. All easy commute to Manchester on the train. Yeah there's some nice looking houses that are dead easy for my lass to get to her new job and not too much of a compromise in terms of size/standard or price. Plus it means we can get a Dog and good grief do I want a Dog. I want it so much I make it a proper noun for God's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Bit of a Kodi crossover but I beg you. Please think of the kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Yeah there's some nice looking houses that are dead easy for my lass to get to her new job and not too much of a compromise in terms of size/standard or price. Plus it means we can get a Dog and good grief do I want a Dog. I want it so much I make it a proper noun for God's sake. There are loads of good options within an hour of Manchester, wouldn't have picked Ilkley mind you as its quite a trek and the M62 is a massive turd pretending to be a road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 There are loads of good options within an hour of Manchester, wouldn't have picked Ilkley mind you as its quite a trek and the M62 is a massive turd pretending to be a road. Oh it'd be a mission for the job she's been offered but I meant, in the future, Ilkley is the kind of place I'd like to settle down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 She knows you've planned all this then aye, it wasn't a case of "i'm moving to manchester i've got a new job" and you've invited yourself, mean it's you so best to make sure. She doesn't even know we're going out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 is that the same dick who "makes" the beast by any chance? It is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 She knows you've planned all this then aye, it wasn't a case of "i'm moving to manchester i've got a new job" and you've invited yourself, mean it's you so best to make sure. Was gona say, have you got any say in these plans? Sounds like your whole life is changing cos she's got a new job. Don't be stuck with half a mortgage somewhere you have no friends, family or ties if the relationship goes tits up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Was gona say, have you got any say in these plans? Sounds like your whole life is changing cos she's got a new job. Don't be stuck with half a mortgage somewhere you have no friends, family or ties if the relationship goes tits up I've been on here how long? You must have picked up by now that I'm fairly self-obsessed? I wouldn't be moving to Manchester if it wasn't what I wanted to do. Mortgage isn't an issue, got friends there, and if the relationship goes tits up I'll move into Gemmill's bachelor pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15557 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Make sure you oil up his armchair first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 if the relationship goes tits up I'll move into Gemmill's bachelor pad Now there's an idea for a sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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