ewerk 30656 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The newsreader on 6music has just been talking about the Health Minister Jeremy Cunt. It's the little things that get me through the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Got a hernia where I had my cancer op last year. Weird little fucker pops back in when I push it, going back under the knife next week to strap it back down. Also got a bad back because I have been compensating for the hernia, and the flu, and I started back at work today. 2016 is shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Got a hernia where I had my cancer op last year. Weird little fucker pops back in when I push it, going back under the knife next week to strap it back down. Also got a bad back because I have been compensating for the hernia, and the flu, and I started back at work today. 2016 is shit It can only get better from there though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Got a hernia where I had my cancer op last year. Weird little fucker pops back in when I push it, going back under the knife next week to strap it back down. Also got a bad back because I have been compensating for the hernia, and the flu, and I started back at work today. 2016 is shit That sucks mate. On the bright side Ben Arfa is class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 My brother and his girlfriend went along to join PureGym the other day. They asked his missus if she was a 'Miss, Ms or Mrs' She told them that actually she was "Dr" only to be told that she couldn't register as 'Dr' as they only had that option for males and she would be registered as a man with no access to the female changing rooms. She was a little bit cross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 That's shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21961 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Women can be doctors? Not in my lifetime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I know!! Madness in the extreme.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 hang on, how does she have all this extra time to be attending a gym surely there are sandwiches to make I genuinely don't know where she has the time. When she's not doing her normal job she's doing locum shifts at a mentally busy A&E to fund their crazy travelling lifestyle. Think they've just booked a couple of weeks in Canada purely for the ice-hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Tis true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 My brother and his girlfriend went along to join PureGym the other day. They asked his missus if she was a 'Miss, Ms or Mrs' She told them that actually she was "Dr" only to be told that she couldn't register as 'Dr' as they only had that option for males and she would be registered as a man with no access to the female changing rooms. She was a little bit cross Serves her right for being pretentious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I genuinely don't know where she has the time. When she's not doing her normal job she's doing locum shifts at a mentally busy A&E to fund their crazy travelling lifestyle. Think they've just booked a couple of weeks in Canada purely for the ice-hockey. She sounds pucking busy mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Someone is livestreaming a large puddle and the people struggling to cross it and it’s a brilliant way to avoid work https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVPNVyxj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 10,000 people watching a live stream of people trying to avoid a puddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The comments ruined it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 No spoilers ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Try-hards have spoiled it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Do i need to install an addon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44986 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Exchanged contracts today. Moving in a couple of weeks. I've been fucking hounding solicitors for weeks to get this done. The minute it goes through I get an email off the estate agent saying "I've just been informed contracts have been exchanged. I have been chasing solicitors to push this through for you." The fucking lying little cunt has done nowt. I'm gonna have to hand the best part of 4 grand to them in a couple of weeks as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Nice one mate, glad it's finally sorted for you. Estate agents are robbing bastards mind. I've decided to leave this place but rent for another year, big struggle cos this place is a converted mill in Manchester city centre and it's really nice, but it's also freezing and expensive. Going to move out to a suburb and look for something that has proper central heating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Well done Gem. I've pulled out prior to completion. Story of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Well done Gem. I've pulled out prior to completion. Story of my life. bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Serves her right for being pretentious You say that as if it's it something you wouldn't dream of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Exchanged contracts today. Moving in a couple of weeks. I've been fucking hounding solicitors for weeks to get this done. The minute it goes through I get an email off the estate agent saying "I've just been informed contracts have been exchanged. I have been chasing solicitors to push this through for you." The fucking lying little cunt has done nowt. I'm gonna have to hand the best part of 4 grand to them in a couple of weeks as well. Fab news. And estate agents are robbing knobheads. Good luck with the move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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