Meenzer 15552 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "I'll detect what's in your undergrowth if you detect what's in mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 'Hey marra-etta, fancy coming over for some bong and playing hide the sausage?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 'I'm a massive lads fan and so are you, fancy coming round for some classy sex? FTM' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Couldn't find lube, used lard instead. Btw, "Marra-etta" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 'Didn't have Netflix, used kodi, didn't chill, put central heating on instead.' (Felt radiators halfway through to check they were on). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21640 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 See Glenridding is fucked again. Can't imagine what it must be like. Meanwhile Fist has fixed the Forth bridge. Well done mate. Fancy using your skills on Pooley Bridge next? It's much smaller so should take you less than a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Polly has to be a made up character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Imagine having to look after your own kids. The horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 You is kind, you is smart, you is important, you mother is a hideous money-grabbing ogre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Bet that's how Nigella Lawson really goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I've never trusted her, divine though her recipe for honey, sesame oil and soy sauce-roasted cocktail sausages may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I bet she's as dirty as a dog's arse though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 All the more reason to be suspicious of her handling your sausages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) What's the most expensive shite you've ever had? Well until today for me it was Kings Cross Station demanding 30p for a shite. Today I'm quite stunned. I was bursting for a shite so I dived in The Centurion. There's now a compurised operation on the bog door, I thought ffs 10 pence for a shite, so I rammed 10p in hearing my shite shouting fuckin hurry up you fat cunt to me, then I noticed the electronic sign. FIFTY PENCE to go in the bog. Simply INCREDIBLE. Edited December 23, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What's the most expensive shite you've ever had? Well until today for me it was Kings Cross Station demanding 30p for a shite. Today I'm quite stunned. I was bursting for a shite so I dived it there. There's now a compurised operation on the bog door, I thought ffs 10 pence for a shite, so I rammed 10p in hearing my shite shouting fuckin hurry up you fat cunt to me, then I noticed the electronic sign. FIFTY PENCE to go in the bog. Simply INCREDIBLE. Much like going for a poo-poo like a big boy before leaving the house, I think you've forgotten something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Just seen Peter Beardsley walking around sainsburys in Heaton, was tempted to say hello and compliment him for being one of the best footballers I've ever watched live but I didn't want to bother him plus he's put me off with some of pro-ashley comments so I basically tried to avoid him like you do with someone you hardly know and don't really want to talk to, but as is typical in those situations, you end up walking down the same aisles all the time. (What a shame tbh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My laddie was being shown round the training ground by him today as it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My laddie was being shown round the training ground by him today as it happens.The young fan in me wanted to say hello, the poor cunt who watches our players and wishes they were as good as he was wanted to say hello, but I'm not the type to approach a famous person unless they are unavoidable and/or have made eye contact/said hello etc, plus I'd feel a bit hypocritical in licking his arse after not being too happy with his 'mike' patter. Hope your laddie enjoyed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 CT would've not only had a pic up on here of them both, but would've posted a Peter Beardsley themed buffet gallery from his house a few days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The young fan in me wanted to say hello, the poor cunt who watches our players and wishes they were as good as he was wanted to say hello, but I'm not the type to approach a famous person unless they are unavoidable and/or have made eye contact/said hello etc, plus I'd feel a bit hypocritical in licking his arse after not being too happy with his 'mike' patter. Hope your laddie enjoyed himself. Cheers, I just hope the little shit behaved himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Cheers, I just hope the little shit behaved himself You needn't worry-I've always found Pedro to have impeccable manners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 See Glenridding is fucked again. Can't imagine what it must be like. Meanwhile Fist has fixed the Forth bridge. Well done mate. Fancy using your skills on Pooley Bridge next? It's much smaller so should take you less than a day. Just got home mate. I'm having a few days off, then I'll pop over and save the Lakes Here's a few vids, the first I took when I went up to check anchorages for the suspension cables, the second is drone footage of our team inspecting the trusses under the road deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Cool videos but ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 But what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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