ChezGiven 0 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I see that bloke who claimed to be called Phuc Dat Bich turned out to be a fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 He should be forced to legally change it to that for being a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35114 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Can't believe he missed the opportunity of adding 'Ho' to the end of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 http://xkcd.com/1608/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I've just spent 3 hours doing our VAT return in preparation for the Palace game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 http://xkcd.com/1608/ I didn't want to do any work today anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I didn't want to do any work today anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) Just got a call off my Dad "Can you talk?" "um, yeah, briefly, why what's up?" "Are you sitting down?" "... err yeah, what's going on?" Now I'm thinking something awful has happened. "Your Mam's in the RVI..." I'm immediately expecting the worst, starting to work out what time I can get up there, do I need to go grab some clothes from home first etc. "She's ok, she fell on a loose paving slab in York and has broken her jaw and maybe her wrist. Don't worry, she's laughing and joking and blaming herself for ruining everyone's day." Don't worry? Maybe I wouldn't be worrying if you didn't start the fucking call in such an ominous way, you big fucking drama llama! "Are you sitting down?"?! Who fucking says that?! Why not let your breezy opening gambit be "Don't worry, everything's fine, but your mam's fallen and broken her jaw. She's fine, but I just thought you'd like to know". Rather than the 1st act of some Euripidean play. Tempted to attach 2 cards to the flowers I'm sending; one for her wishing her a speedy and easy recovery, one for him with just a big greasy turd stain in it. As an aside, they're looking into suing the council. Anyone got experience of this kind of litigation, is it worth the hassle? Edited November 26, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35114 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Obvious where you get your sense of humour from Glad she's ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44989 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 You totally got PUNK'D by Fish Sr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Just got a call off my Dad "Can you talk?" "um, yeah, briefly, why what's up?" "Are you sitting down?" "... err yeah, what's going on?" Now I'm thinking something awful has happened. "Your Mam's in the RVI..." I'm immediately expecting the worst, starting to work out what time I can get up there, do I need to go grab some clothes from home first etc. "She's ok, she fell on a loose paving slab in York and has broken her jaw and maybe her wrist. Don't worry, she's laughing and joking and blaming herself for ruining everyone's day." Don't worry? Maybe I wouldn't be worrying if you didn't start the fucking call in such an ominous way, you big fucking drama llama! "Are you sitting down?"?! Who fucking says that?! Why not let your breezy opening gambit be "Don't worry, everything's fine, but your mam's fallen and broken her jaw. She's fine, but I just thought you'd like to know". Rather than the 1st act of some Euripidean play. Tempted to attach 2 cards to the flowers I'm sending; one for her wishing her a speedy and easy recovery, one for him with just a big greasy turd stain in it. As an aside, they're looking into suing the council. Anyone got experience of this kind of litigation, is it worth the hassle? Definitely if they meet the criteria and took photos or go back and take photos. Like whiplash claims its all no win no fee. Scroll down this link and you'll see the criteria. http://www.councilclaims.co.uk/pavement-trip-compensation-claim/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 You totally got PUNK'D by Fish Sr. I'd love to get revenge, but he's turning 70 soon, I'm worried I'd hurry him into the arms of the Grim Reaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3902 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Just got a call off my Dad "Can you talk?" "um, yeah, briefly, why what's up?" "Are you sitting down?" "... err yeah, what's going on?" Now I'm thinking something awful has happened. "Your Mam's in the RVI..." I'm immediately expecting the worst, starting to work out what time I can get up there, do I need to go grab some clothes from home first etc. "She's ok, she fell on a loose paving slab in York and has broken her jaw and maybe her wrist. Don't worry, she's laughing and joking and blaming herself for ruining everyone's day." Don't worry? Maybe I wouldn't be worrying if you didn't start the fucking call in such an ominous way, you big fucking drama llama! "Are you sitting down?"?! Who fucking says that?! Why not let your breezy opening gambit be "Don't worry, everything's fine, but your mam's fallen and broken her jaw. She's fine, but I just thought you'd like to know". Rather than the 1st act of some Euripidean play. Tempted to attach 2 cards to the flowers I'm sending; one for her wishing her a speedy and easy recovery, one for him with just a big greasy turd stain in it. As an aside, they're looking into suing the council. Anyone got experience of this kind of litigation, is it worth the hassle? When I had my accident my parents were told by a home based major coming to the door in his dress uniform. My mum just about passed out when she opened it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Definitely if they meet the criteria and took photos or go back and take photos. Like whiplash claims its all no win no fee. Scroll down this link and you'll see the criteria. http://www.councilclaims.co.uk/pavement-trip-compensation-claim/ Yeah they took loads of photos of the slab and she was with my extremely litigious Aunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When I had my accident my parents were told by a home based major coming to the door in his dress uniform. My mum just about passed out when she opened it. Christ, imagine if he'd brought his Chaplain mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When I had my accident my parents were told by a home based major coming to the door in his dress uniform. My mum just about passed out when she opened it. The door or his uniform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Isn't "Passing out" a military graduation ceremony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44989 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When I had my accident my parents were told by a home based major coming to the door in his dress uniform. My mum just about passed out when she opened it. When did you work at Homebase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44989 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Yeah they took loads of photos of the slab and she was with my extremely litigious Aunt Of course you have an "extremely litigious aunt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3902 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Isn't "Passing out" a military graduation ceremony? It is yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Of course you have an "extremely litigious aunt". Honestly man, I'd not be surprised if she has the Small Claims Court on speed dial. Every other month she's complaining about a neighbour, or a local bar, or whomever. I think she's just bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 The world's gone mad. http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/it-doesnt-make-sense-commuters-bemused-as-tube-rulebook-torn-up-with-new-escalator-policy-at-holborn-a3123281.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35114 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 London innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 You'd get none of this nonsense at Regent Centre Metro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Driving Test booked for January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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