ChezGiven 0 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I bet that Czech bird is humming (no pun intended) 'wrong feels so right' as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41534 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I bet that Czech bird is humming (no pun intended) 'wrong feels so right' as we speak. She'll be singing this tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I'd question the morals/STDs of a lass who has just had a kid to her husband and is banging some random off the internet Do people not just take drunk lasses home from night clubs anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I'm an ambivert. It was more a case of her being unapproachable and my quiffvision detecting that she wasn't all that game. That and being with my parents. Come on Gemmill, what happened?? Yeah I'm so weird for not sharing the circumstances of my divorce online. What a weirdo. I should be going on holiday with my parents and taking knock off viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I can understand wanting to remain a mystery. Is your OK Cupid profile just a picture of you standing on a beach, staring at a sunset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Daddy don't fuck with OK Cupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Daddy don't want no greasy food from no cooking oil. Wise words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4545 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Yeah I'm so weird for not sharing the circumstances of my divorce online. What a weirdo. I should be going on holiday with my parents and taking knock off viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3748 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Yeah I'm so weird for not sharing the circumstances of my divorce online with a bunch of strangers I have never met. What a weirdo. I should be going on holiday with my parents and taking knock off viagra. fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Yeah I'm so weird for not sharing the circumstances of my divorce online. What a weirdo. I should be going on holiday with my parents and taking knock off viagra. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You know it's nearly Christmas when an advert comes on for a Katy Perry concert DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I got my first Christmas card through the post yesterday. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 If it's wrong to take a load of dodgy cock medicine and stay up all night rattling a hefty Czech mother of two then I don't want to be right When was the last time you went out and your Czech bounced? I'll get me coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 The pinball wizard's lass will be getting a dick on next judging by how mortified he is by anybody that dares to drink or take any substance not prescribed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I want Gemmill's divorce details like. All of them. In your own time though. Just when you're ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I want Gemmill's divorce details like. All of them. In your own time though. Just when you're ready. Once it's all gone through, I'll put together a YouTube montage of all the best bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 That would definitely have been the best bit of the whole marriage, by a mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I want Gemmill's divorce details like. All of them. In your own time though. Just when you're ready. She wanted kids, he wanted to save the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I already consider myself the planet's saviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Did you cite 'irresponsible desire to over populate the planet' in the proceedings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) We haven't even started the ball rolling on that stuff yet. I've got enough paperwork on my hands with moving house. Edited November 6, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I got my first Christmas card through the post yesterday. WTF? WTF! I would cut all ties with them now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The mewling late at night was an issue apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The pinball wizard's lass will be getting a dick on next judging by how mortified he is by anybody that dares to drink or take any substance not prescribed. Keep living the dream. Sex, drugs and holidays with mummy I'll stick with my wife and kid on the way thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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