Gemmill 43271 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I'm getting something that's far too big for me cos that's how we roll, but not quite a stately home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I'm getting something that's far too big for me cos that's how we roll, but not quite a stately home. Is this it? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-18837195.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Is this it? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-18837195.html You must think I'm on @@ChezGiven money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Who will catch Gemmill's cat when it escapes from his big house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Who will catch Gemma when he escapes from the big house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 This thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 'The only time i touch a man is when I'm in the ring" touching a man in the ring sounds rather personal And so, shock horror... http://www.towleroad.com/2015/11/boxer-yusaf-mack-comes-out-as-bisexual-admits-he-was-not-drugged-into-doing-gay-adult-film/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6905 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I hate it when you go to have sex with a woman and then get spiked and end up having a gay gangbang on camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 This thread Where to start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Anyone fancy some posh bog roll? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34716969 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Anyone fancy some posh bog roll? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34716969 This'll go down a treat at next year's Eurovision shindig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Is this it? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-18837195.html Didn't the Durham Pine bloke build that? In the worst place imaginable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Thompers was from Co. Durham iirc. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) At work today right. Working with a bloke who I won't name because it's not important and you never know if someone from H.R is a toontasticer. Anyway he has long hair ponytailed, stinks a bit. Heavy metal type. Tells me hes got monday off. He's celebrating because his wife got her operation date. I act fake concerned out of politeness ask if she's okay. Oh yeah she's fine, she's going to get a dick on. Not sure if that's funny or not to anybody else. Thought I'd share anyway. Edited November 4, 2015 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Any joy finding her on Badoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32160 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I bet she wont need Kamagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Well she won't will she? Getting a designer dick that isn't an absolute magic wand would be like a bitch taking a picture of CT's tits to her surgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Thompers/Quiff is back in a right strop, isn't he? Fat Czech bird held him down and gave him some strap-on Mandingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) I blocked her on whatsapp after a few messages of telling me to be not afraid or shy to say how I feel, and later got the fucking longest text message known to man yesterday. About how to never do this to another girl, I was only fucking her because of the Viagra and she is ugly mess etc. I know we like to have a laugh and say birds are a bit mental and that, but this one is the biggest fruitloop I've ever encountered, ever. As a young, single stud (who can get rock hard erections and only used Kamagra for endurance purposes) I feel that I can take the moral high ground here over this mental married balloon who singled me out on badoo. Anyway I've found a potential more girlfriend material match on POF, just trying to delay any potential date til after pay day I've tried suggesting the new Hunger Games film knowing it's out around then, but I don't think she's a fan. I told her I understood and that I only like them because I'd ruin Lawrence. Who the fuck even dates, all of my exs have been mates first and fallen for my obvious smackyouintheface charm. Hate all this me. Quite happy single but can't afford my own place atm and don't want the approaching stigma of living with my parents at 30. Edited November 5, 2015 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I miss SMO and Wacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29828 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 It's been two days now and still no pics of this fat Czech. I'm disappointed in you, TGQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 What a fascinating insight into your life the last few pages have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 What a fascinating insight into your life the last few pages have been. Rather revealing isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 It's been two days now and still no pics of this fat Czech. I'm disappointed in you, TGQ Until further evidence is provided, I'm going to assume it's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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