Gemmill 44992 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 To this day, nobody has a fucking clue what you're on about old bean. Was Bruce Willis up on charges and I missed it? The TV was on in the background and I heard Kay Burley say "One time Toontastic Moderator Dave Watson, who goes by the handle The Fish on the messageboard, is a convicted rapist. More after the break." And I had to go out so didn't hear what happened next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10873 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The TV was on in the background and I heard Kay Burley say "One time Toontastic Moderator Dave Watson, who goes by the handle The Fish on the messageboard, is a convicted rapist. More after the break." And I had to go out so didn't hear what happened next. I was never a mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44992 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's Sky, they were bound to get one detail wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I was never a mod Rocker ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3365 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I was never a mod They obviously had an old CV of your's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10873 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Rocker ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Started to learn to drive, had my second lesson today. Mostly canny but keep stalling at junctions, I'm four hours in but I'm already impatient as fuck about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The TV was on in the background and I heard Kay Burley say "One time Toontastic Moderator Dave Watson, who goes by the handle The Fish on the messageboard, is a convicted rapist. More after the break." And I had to go out so didn't hear what happened next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10873 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/oct/07/brian-blessed-i-helped-a-woman-giving-birth-under-a-tree-deliver-her-baby?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Fenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Was reading about the lad that murdered his stepsister today. Part of the prosecutions case is they found a porn film in his internet history where a bloke had put his hand over the lasses mouth! I'm in fucking trouble if they ever search my internet history like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30661 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Can you imagine dating one of those new fangled computer detective experts, who know how to see things/history even after it's been 'deleted'?!? The shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Today I've lifted 1 and 1/4 tonnes, four times. Fooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Also a kestrel swooped down outside my house, stamped repeatedly on a black bird, then flew off with it. Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 You standing there, face pressed up to the window with tears in your eyes as it takes off into the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 its the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34504474 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Falls under politics rather than general random.... http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34749-politics/?p=1367910 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I have my last ever chemo for a week starting in 7 days. There's some people on the pitch they think its all over.... genuinely can't wait. I have some incredible gym work to do, but the fact it's all over for the near future is something is amazing for me. 12 months chemo, I wouldn't wish it on the biggest cunts in life or pathetic fannies from mackem accented Chester le Street. It's so difficult but as Elton John once said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 good on you Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44992 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Well played Stevie. Howay let's hear the latest weigh in stats, so we know the task that awaits you in the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Well played Stevie. Howay let's hear the latest weigh in stats, so we know the task that awaits you in the gym. Thanks Kitman and Gemmill. I last got weighed 6 weeks ago, as heavy as I've ever been 17st 4lbs. Since then I've done nothing but eat like a complete pig, worse than a pregnant woman. I'm guessing 18st. Whatever I am, I'll be 14st7 by the end of February when I'm sorting my charity game out with a load of mates. The sad thing about putting weight on though, your arse and legs get bigger, you belly goes out a bit, but it does nothing for the wee man down stairs in his Marks and Spencers briefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33276 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Ah well, Stevie, well done on finishing the chemo! Good luck in the gym getting the wee man back into proportion with the rest of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Pleased for you chunk. They reckon the chemo is a bastard in the cold, so I hope the snow/frost holds off round your way for the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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