Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Fuck it, if the shop was up here I'm going with J69. (But only if the shopkeepers got rid of their beards, and they'd have to have some decent 80's arcade game in the cafe). Damn straight. I'd open one meself if I had the cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5227 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 There's a 'blood moon' out tonight guys, just in case any of you are avid photographers/eschatologists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Nowt wrong with Golden Grahams, lads. I wouldn't pay three quid a bowl though. You can get a box for £1.80 or whatever. Just simple maths at the end of the day and those lads farting about with a cereal cafe need to take that into account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Cereal is pointless. You'll be fucking starving by 10am. Real men eat eggs for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33280 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Cereal is only something you can have getting up from nightshift in the summer. Don't agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Those "anarchists" will have been taking iPhone selfies outside the cereal cafe they just trashed. They'll upload them to Instagram and Whatsapp, because Facebook is too corporate. Then they'll fuck a dead pig's mouth. Worth noting that there's a Subway just down the road that wasn't touched. Basically it's bored hipsters smashing up a small business because the people who own/run it are the wrong kind of hipster. (Oh and they're oblivious to the fact that trashing the place will put insurance up and drive out smaller businesses which will be replaced by more chain shit like Starbucks and Costa and the like) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Hipster Wars! When Good Hipsters Go Bad! The Hipster from the Wrong Side of the Tracks. All need their beardy heads knocking together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Definitely got the sense from Dave's post that he's part of a third hipster movement Edited September 27, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33280 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The third Hipster movement is The Wedding Season Hipster. The Fish isn't part of it, he is it. Heaven help the hotel that serves his glass of water in a tumbler the size of a thimble. The Wedding season hipster will blog their asses to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The third Hipster movement is The Wedding Season Hipster. The Fish isn't part of it, he is it. Heaven help the hotel that serves his glass of water in a tumbler the size of a thimble. The Wedding season hipster will blog their asses to death. on the phone to reception: "I don't think you understand the breadth of my online presence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33280 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "Is this the Manager? I was once a moderator and I take part in podcasts. It's on my CV, chum. I can fax it through first thing on Monday. I'm also originally from the North of England even though I hide it on suitable occasions. Do you want me to recommend your hotel to the Blyth Newcastle United supporters club for their next soiree to the South-East? What's that? A complimentary Hotel towel and dressing gown? And a free glass of chablis? Ok, that's fair enough, just sort your bloody tumblers out next time, ok?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "You lads want to try some Geordie tapas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 You're all benefiting from my people's good works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 There's a 'blood moon' out tonight guys, just in case any of you are avid photographers/eschatologists. I was looking forward to this until I found out it's happening about 3am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5227 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I thought it was 1am... that sucks, I was going to chance staying up till 1 but there's no way 3am is happening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I thought it was 1am... that sucks, I was going to chance staying up till 1 but there's no way 3am is happening... It starts to change colour at 1 but optimum time to see it in all it's glory is between 3-4am. It looks pretty spectacular at the moment as it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 C C c.C? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Excessive use of my initials there Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 It starts to change colour at 1 but optimum time to see it in all it's glory is between 3-4am. It looks pretty spectacular at the moment as it is Forgot all about this but as I've just woke up and read this, I then popped outside and yes it looks very cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30666 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I took a look out the window at 3am, couldn't see much so went back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Excessive use of my initials there Dave? I have literally no idea what happened there. But, sure, it's all about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 By 5am it just looked like the regular moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35120 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Forgot all about this but as I've just woke up and read this, I then popped outside and yes it looks very cool Astronomy is so last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I have literally no idea what happened there. But, sure, it's all about you. Thought we'd have a change from it being all about you for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Thought we'd have a change from it being all about you for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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