Meenzer 15561 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I've been out at this because I am an appalling hipster sometimes. Anyway, let's talk some more about wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30669 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-34084235 Imagine growing up without a mother knowing that this is how she died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Who the fuck sits on the dashboard to give their bloke a blowjob in the car? Not me for one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 You're on the handlebars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Who the fuck sits on the dashboard to give their bloke a blowjob in the car? Not me for one So how do you give your bloke a blowjob in the car then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I already made that joke dickhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 One of my patients told me to go and fuck myself last night. Slightly ungrateful, I thought considering we'd just stopped him bleeding to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 One of my patients told me to go and fuck myself last night. Slightly ungrateful, I thought considering we'd just stopped him bleeding to death. Did you tell him that carrying sex toys on shift is generally frowned upon in the NHS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 What they don't know won't hurt them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 If you had to choose one person on here who is up their own arse the most, who would that be out of curiosity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Mmphfl mmmph hmm mmmph mph mph hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Seriously though Stevie I don't have time for this shit. I've got important things to have people do for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42482 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Mmphfl mmmph hmm mmmph mph mph hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Seriously though Stevie I don't have time for this shit. I've got important things to have people do for me. Some cunts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 If you had to choose one person on here who is up their own arse the most, who would that be out of curiosity? You go first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42482 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Been married 17 years today. Pass the lube, it's Funtime tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 You go first. My choice has NEVER ever taken the piss out of themselves, which for me in what a lad should be is an absolute must. Has between 5000 and 15000 posts, I honestly believe they are positioned so far up their own arse, no operation to drag them out could ever be truly successful. I'll leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Well I just checked the post count of my two chief suspects, but they both have over 15k posts, so I'm ruling them out of enquiries. Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42482 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 That also rules out Nick Kielce Poland. Back to the drawing board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I've got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Well I just checked the post count of my two chief suspects, but they both have over 15k posts, so I'm ruling them out of enquiries. Hmm... Fuck you, Hoover bummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 That's some good detective work by you. But tbf I was looking for who I thought STEVIE would think that of, not who I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) My homepage shows who has visited it You did, 2mins before your post Edited September 3, 2015 by StraightEdgeWizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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