Gemmill 43283 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 You ate the the squirrel too, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32163 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I ate the snickers It's a marathon, not a sprint snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I fucking love squirrels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32163 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 "Who's there? Who are you?" "Get out! Get out before he sees you! I am CT's Budgie, or should I say I was CT's budgie. Get out before you join me and the goldfish haunting this fucking abortion of a back garden!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Tree rats, says my old man, who actively shoots intruder ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 If you're not bothered about condition CT I can probably sort you some squirrel out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32163 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 "What? 'Haunting' you say?" "Yes my little furry friend. 'Haunting'. I'm stuck in this fucking purgatory listening to Wham and all his other shite because holding down a pet or hobby to CT is like a thalidomide kid trying to handle wobbly jelly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Even we've got squirrels and we live in a concrete London hellhole. They're not that rare, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Not at all rare, vermin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Pretty rare in the suburbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3748 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Fucking hundreds here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Fucks sake! it's not even a squirrel it's a chipmunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Pretty rare in the suburbs Probably rarer in the city like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41543 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Even rarer in Antarctica. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Probably rarer in the city like Quite popular in large cities as they were often introduced into parks in the 1800's to make the parks feel more like the wild. Apparently they don't put up with rats either and run them off their patch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 My point being you're more likely to see squirrels in a leafy suburb rather than the middle of town. We have 1 that lives in our back garden, it's there every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Fuck it up man. Liberty takers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41543 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Just watching the immediate aftermath of a bomb that has gone off in the middle of Bangkok in the last couple of hours. Grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Squirrel-Gate It will come as no surprise that I've been a bit happy clappy over the last 24 hours since the sighting of the squirrel. I even laid a trail of bird food along the fence so that when he came back he would know we were open for business. Got back from shopping today and the eldest daughter whispered "quick dad it's back". Instantly I was like a little girl shouting for the other kids and the wife to come and see. I grabbed my phone and started snapping away hoping I could zoom in before it ran off. I then decided I'd open the doors and get nearer at which point hysterics broke out behind me and I discovered it was a plastic garden ornament. What a set of shits!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41543 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43283 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 How can you not see that that is fake? Even unfocused I can tell that that is not a real squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 How can you not see that that is fake? Even unfocused I can tell that that is not a real squirrel. CT's family treating him like a bairn. "Look, dad! It's a rainbow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43283 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Ringing sleighbells on Christmas Eve and watching their retarded father run to the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I find it hard to understand anyone making a fuss over a squirrel. Are they rare in the north east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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