Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 This past week has just been confirmed as a 7-in-a-row Perfect Turd* week. I confess there was some nervous tension surrounding this morning's effort, following a coffee fueled night-shift, but wouldn't you know- consistency was consistent What a way to start the season *Perfect Turd - no wiping required, but you always give it two at least; 1: Wipe, inspect "Nowt?, Nah, must've missed" 2. Second swipe, dig deeper, inspect " Nowt-It's a Perfect!!". You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 The day that conversation died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 This past week has just been confirmed as a 7-in-a-row Perfect Turd* week. I confess there was some nervous tension surrounding this morning's effort, following a coffee fueled night-shift, but wouldn't you know- consistency was consistent What a way to start the season *Perfect Turd - no wiping required, but you always give it two at least; 1: Wipe, inspect "Nowt?, Nah, must've missed" 2. Second swipe, dig deeper, inspect " Nowt-It's a Perfect!!". You're welcome. Wonderful. Cameron should institute Perfect Turd Day henceforward in your honour to mark this momentous occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5227 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 This past week has just been confirmed as a 7-in-a-row Perfect Turd* week. I confess there was some nervous tension surrounding this morning's effort, following a coffee fueled night-shift, but wouldn't you know- consistency was consistent What a way to start the season *Perfect Turd - no wiping required, but you always give it two at least; 1: Wipe, inspect "Nowt?, Nah, must've missed" 2. Second swipe, dig deeper, inspect " Nowt-It's a Perfect!!". You're welcome. You're such an odd person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The day that conversation died. Don't put yourself down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 This piece about me is in the paper tomorrow. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/local-news/great-north-run-readers-share-9796069 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Thats very cool Stevie, well done to your lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Thats very cool Stevie, well done to your lady. Thanks a lot Kitman. Aye she's a goodun. I'm doing the GNR next year, it would be like the opening credits of Baywatch if I did it this time the size of my moobs currently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Nice one Stevie and good on you for having such a positive attitude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 "> Tianjing in China. Reports of flammable materials and explosives causing the explosion and hundreds Injured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Advice needed. Anyone used any apps to learn a language? Need to learn at least conversational Spanish to a good level before a trip next summer. Not able to go to classes due to either being at work or having the bairn by myself of an evening. Any recommendations welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Advice needed. Anyone used any apps to learn a language? Need to learn at least conversational Spanish to a good level before a trip next summer. Not able to go to classes due to either being at work or having the bairn by myself of an evening. Any recommendations welcome. This guys very good. I almost learned Italian following it. http://www.michelthomas.com/learn-spanish.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Advice needed. Anyone used any apps to learn a language? Need to learn at least conversational Spanish to a good level before a trip next summer. Not able to go to classes due to either being at work or having the bairn by myself of an evening. Any recommendations welcome. Download the Michel Thomas Spanish course on torrent and stick it on your phone. Get all of the bits, the vocabulary builder, the lot and get cracking. He's really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Fuck, I gave the same advice as CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Babbel is alright, I use it when traveling to remind myself of the basics. I think you can pay for more in depth stuff but the free version is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 £7 in smiths for the starter set (or online for free if you do such things). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Thanks. Thought I'd be clever and headed for Rosetta Stone, without realising I'd have to fork out £149.99 for the privilege. Ferk that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17290 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Speaking it is the easy bit....Spanish and French is spoken so quickly by the natives I cant understand more than the odd word/syllable/shrug/belch etc etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Fuck, I gave the same advice as CT. Va te faire enculer, dickwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Fuck, I gave the same advice as CT. Don't worry, I think you put me onto his Italian lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Go to the Salsa Cafe and seduce one of the staff. You'll learn a far more useful vocabulary and have bonus English Tapas nookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Go to the Salsa Cafe and seduce one of the staff. You'll learn a far more useful vocabulary and have bonus English Tapas nookie. Now you're talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Of course CT speaks Italian. Was this when he discovered Ragu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Of course CT speaks Italian. Was this when he discovered Ragu? I'm a man of many talents. You knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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