Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Desperately trying to press play on your "Smooth Friday Sexy Jams" playlist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29836 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I've just been checked out of my hotel by a guy with a mullet. Not a hipster mullet but a proper Eastern European thinks it's actually cool mullet. Yeezy wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43305 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I've got more respect for a man who just straight up thinks his mullet is cool, than some bellend who thinks him and his haircut are in on a private joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I only caught the tail end of it, but Kay Burley definitely said you were a rapist. I'll be honest, it's the first time I've ever thought she sounded believable. The open mic night grapist strikes again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 grapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Tapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Ohhhhhh hello http://www.mogonthetyne.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3748 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Ohhhhhh hello http://www.mogonthetyne.com/ I bet they put the crusts on the outside of their catshit pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Amateurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 http://www.mogonthetyne.com/ Gem. Get in the car. This operation has desperate cat lady written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32187 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Ohhhhhh hello http://www.mogonthetyne.com/ Can you bring dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41544 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Can you bring swords? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Stop it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Often I sit at home wishing I could somehow combine the experience of coffee with fleas and the thrill of potentially being the first human to contract feline aids. "Yes, hello. I'd like a mocha and a tabby that's just riddled with it. You know what I'm talking about. I'll take a table in the back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41544 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'll bet they keep the litter trays in the kitchen, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 You pair of knobheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41544 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Tell you what, there's going to be some bitterly disappointed one-time only customers who've gone there having heard you get to stroke the owner's pussy. ( available for weddings and corporate events). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Tell you what, there's going to be some bitterly disappointed one-time only customers who've gone there having heard you get to stroke the owner's pussy. ( available for weddings and corporate events). Wasn't there some talk of fleas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Surprise surprise. http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/aug/02/cilla-black-dies-aged-72 Edited August 2, 2015 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41544 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Surprise surprise. http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/aug/02/cilla-black-dies-aged-72 Nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29836 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I think I've found the best bar I've ever been in. Large bar, high ceilings, half seating and half pool/skee ball/pinball/80s style arcade games, three different sports on about 20 different screens (including sawker ball), over 100 beers available including 50 on tap. And around £4 for a pint. Plus a guy having a wank in the middle of the street on the way in. Worth visiting San Francisco for alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32187 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I think I've found the best bar I've ever been in. Large bar, high ceilings, half seating and half pool/skee ball/pinball/80s style arcade games, three different sports on about 20 different screens (including sawker ball), over 100 beers available including 50 on tap. And around £4 for a pint. Plus a guy having a wank in the middle of the street on the way in. Worth visiting San Francisco for alone. Does the wanking blokes local normally charge £5 a pint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I think I've found the best bar I've ever been in. Large bar, high ceilings, half seating and half pool/skee ball/pinball/80s style arcade games, three different sports on about 20 different screens (including sawker ball), over 100 beers available including 50 on tap. And around £4 for a pint. Plus a guy having a wank in the middle of the street on the way in. Worth visiting San Francisco for alone. Name of the bar? I might go to SF some time soon (just to see the wanking man, obviously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15201 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Surprise surprise. http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/aug/02/cilla-black-dies-aged-72 The best possible tribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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