Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Of course I am. He was all the rage when I was courting. Put 3 times a lady on the jukebox at the Marsden Grotto on my first date with Mrs CT. Smooooooooooooth CT Standing facing the machine with your back to her until the chorus comes, and then spinning round, looking into her eyes and with one finger raised. Once. *two fingers* Twice. *three* Threeyyyy times a layuhdeeeeeeeyyyy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41551 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Of course I am. He was all the rage when I was courting. Put 3 times a lady on the jukebox at the Marsden Grotto on my first date with Mrs CT. Smooooooooooooth CT I'm surprised there was a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Where do you get the idea there is one? History. There's always one. Probably relying on a republican getting the top job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Knives and forks are out. Nearly tea time. I'd bring my own food anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Standing facing the machine with your back to her until the chorus comes, and then spinning round, looking into her eyes and with one finger raised. Once. *two fingers* Twice. *three* Threeyyyy times a layuhdeeeeeeeyyyy. I hope you're writing this down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Radio silence lads ttal is about to start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41551 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I'd bring my own food anyway. And fags, he's empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 CT , the tabber. I'm amazed he's made it to 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41551 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 He hasn't yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16754 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) History. There's always one. Probably relying on a republican getting the top job. Quite likely, but that's a recipe for more of the same shit which has lead us to the events of Friday. Edited June 28, 2015 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You could wait for a lifetime To spend your days in the sunshineeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41551 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Oh what a feeling. When you're 16 stone and smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41551 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You're once Twi.... *cough hack cough Twice.... *haraaagh cough cough Three times a La....*harooooogh hack hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 CT , the tabber. I'm amazed he's made it to 50. Packed in for 9 fucking years then started again last derby day. Stopping again Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Oh what a feeling. When you're 16 stone and smoking. 12-11 Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Every single member of alt-J look like they would be a cunt in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Well that was a disaster. Dive bombed by a wasp then the laptop battery died Tea was nice though. First Sunday dinner made by the future Mrs Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 She's gonna need to get to head of department first. I intend to be a kept man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41551 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 In a bowl? Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 That's desperate for gravy that mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 In a bowl? Ffs Small pasta bowls. Cuts down portion size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4547 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 That's desperate for gravy that mind. Gravy hadn't arrived at this point. But was very nice made with beef / vegetable juices and red wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43312 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Small pasta bowls. Cuts down portion size Small? It's almost the size of your laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32192 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Getting into your smooth thang Ive got Michael Jackson on in the garden, glass of wine, reading up on my new detector. Brothers. "And here he is. Had him on the table for a bit but think he'll look better on the decking as it looks more like a stage for the prince of pop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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