Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I think it's a given that offer will stand for three weeks, until he gets bored This thread btw Congratulations, I guess, Yogi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 What's the back story here?Have they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 This is worse than Eastenders ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've got two sisters. Eldest one is married, but you're an upgrade on her current bloke. Younger of the two sometimes gets cheap flights with BA through people she used to work with? Which one do you loathe for being fat? I think Gemmil should have sex with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Which one do you loathe for being fat? I think Gemmil should have sex with that one Both. He's more than welcome to try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Get your metal detector out, you never what you'll find in those folds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Gunt trove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 You thickos need to understand that this pacemaker is simply an insurance policy for the occasions when my huge love muscle decides to chill out for a bit. I'm not reliant on this thing from one minute to the next. I'll put that in my profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Which one do you loathe for being fat? I think Gemmil should have sex with that one wtf, I'm not some sort of fat-shaming sister-punisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 wtf, I'm not some sort of fat-shaming sister-punisher. Armed with a metal detector and always there with a witty quip, it's Robo-Cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 " 15 seconds to lose weight...." " 10 seconds to lose weight...." "You are in direct violation of Roombacop Code 1.13, Section 9. You have 5 seconds to lose weight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33289 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Well looked what I missed. I'd be full of sympathy as break ups can be really hard what with the kids and stuff it's really, really tough. But you don't have kids do you? You jammy bastard! Fill yer boots, wor kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Sorry to hear about your marriage, Gemmill. My own marriage went down with all hands on deck 3 years ago and I can honestly say I've had the time of my life dating since then. Now happily esconced with new partner for about a year. 40 is the new 30 so you're still a whipper snapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Well looked what I missed. I'd be full of sympathy as break ups can be really hard what with the kids and stuff it's really, really tough. But you don't have kids do you? You jammy bastard! Fill yer boots, wor kid! yeah no.kids make things soooo muvh easier. Gem can just pull on his disco pants, shove a sock down.the front and he's good to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Cheers Kitman, glad to hear things have worked out well for you too. And HMHM - aye no kids, therefore no major dramas. Edited June 20, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Cheers Kitman, glad to hear things have worked out well for you too. And HMHM - aye no kids, therefore no major dramas. Cheers mate. Give yourself a lie in now and then while you still can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) When you get to your late 30s and settle down, I'll be honest, a few portions a week is enough for me, nen of this nee neet without a shag. Now when I've had a pint I can't be arsed. The most important thing is finding a decent looking boiler who does the bait most of the time. Edited June 20, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4391 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm starting to read your posts in the style of Oz, Stevie - I'm sure you're channelling him more and more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm starting to read your posts in the style of Oz, Stevie - I'm sure you're channelling him more and more OO and Peter Beardsley are the genuine non-family heroes of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 40, balding and an accountant eh? I kind of wish I'd never learned that tbh. I quite liked the image I'd built up of you based on your patter on here Strange that you never had kids, stayed friends with your ex and stayed in your shared home all that time since she left........is exactly what every potential date on Match.com will be thinking. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Dating advice expert Makom. Where's that list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 He's a very impressive individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Can't believe you kept it quiet for 9 months! I would have had a separate thread, photos of her packing ........ Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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