Christmas Tree 5280 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:33, Gemmill said: I'm not your age, dickhead! But you are just about the age I was when I joined here. I can help you through your 40's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:40, Christmas Tree said: But you are just about the age I was when I joined here. I can help you through your 40's I mean, could we really call that 'help'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:39, catmag said: CT man, he's got a pacemaker! Can you imagine him in a field full of metal detectors ffs - he'd be convulsing on the ground within minutes And not with excitement. CT stood over me with his metal detector screaming "I'VE FOUND SOMETHING BIG HERE! BRING A SPADE! You stay there and mark the spot, I'm suddenly very hungry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5280 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:42, Gemmill said: I mean, could we really call that 'help'? I also have a single daughter I'm trying to marry off...... Just think.... "Dad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:44, Christmas Tree said: I also have a single daughter I'm trying to marry off...... Just think.... "Dad" Now we're talking. Is this the one who's in love with me anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5280 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:39, catmag said: CT man, he's got a pacemaker! Can you imagine him in a field full of metal detectors ffs - he'd be convulsing on the ground within minutes And not with excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5280 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:45, Gemmill said: Now we're talking. Is this the one who's in love with me anyway? No, trainee teacher though. I'm thinking two good incomes, granny flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:33, Gemmill said: I'm not your age, dickhead! If wor lasses legs ever looked like that, I'd have my testimonial and call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:42, Gemmill said: I mean, could we really call that 'help'? What not to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 10:46, Christmas Tree said: No, trainee teacher though. I'm thinking two good incomes, granny flat. it's having to come for tea at your house that's really putting me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5280 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Hold on Gemmill / Catmag [emoji7] problem solved no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 That was an unexpected turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Yeah let's get back to talking about me impregnating CT's daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 11392 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've got two sisters. Eldest one is married, but you're an upgrade on her current bloke. Younger of the two sometimes gets cheap flights with BA through people she used to work with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 11:37, The Fish said: I've got two sisters. Younger of the two sometimes gets cheap flights with BA through people she used to work with? Does he still need be drugged beforehand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 11:39, Alex said: Does he still need be drugged beforehand? Had to read that twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 11:39, Alex said: Does he still need be drugged beforehand? I thought you were talking about me at first. Which would have been quite the insult to Fish's poor sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 11:46, Gemmill said: I thought you were talking about me at first. Which would have been quite the insult to Fish's poor sister. Does being forced fed Viagra count as "being drugged"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52013 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 [emoji38] oof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 What's the back story here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 12:33, Park Life said: What's the back story here? Under severe stress, one would assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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