Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Just remember to get 'Cliched' tattooed on your forearm in Thai before you go if you want to do the SE Asia backpacking thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) Aye, a mate of mine got divorced in his mid 30s, sold his half of the house, cleared what little household debts he had and just fucked off. He took a train through parts of russia, then had a vague plan to get through East Asia. Mind you he did come back a much happier, much more calm and confident bloke. The cats won't even notice you're not there man. Just drop 'em off outside the Sociology department of Northumbria Uni and some KD Lang fan will snaffle 'em up tout suite Edited June 19, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've been setting up fake profiles in the Kenton Park area all morning. Cant wait for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Minge innamint. Chez, I'd be that charming you'd be on the first flight over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Just remember to get 'Cliched' tattooed on your forearm in Thai before you go if you want to do the SE Asia backpacking thing Think with his yoga and meditation it will be bigger than that. He is looking....I sense it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna go and do that ayahuasca thing in Holland, Parky. The thing you expressly advised me not to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30690 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 This might be therapeutic http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/bitter-ex-cuts-possessions-in-half-posts-them-on-ebay/story-fnjwmwrh-1227404203751 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Think with his yoga and meditation it will be bigger than that. Even more cliched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna go and do that ayahuasca thing in Holland, Parky. The thing you expressly advised me not to do. Do the magic mushroom truffle instead. Especially for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna go and do that ayahuasca thing in Holland, Parky. The thing you expressly advised me not to do. The landscape is different now. Consider by advice rescinded. What about Vegas? Book a fuking flight and play some fuking cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The metal detecting buddy offer still stands as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The landscape is different now. Consider by advice rescinded. What about Vegas? Book a fuking flight and play some fuking cards. I'm going on a deep south Road trip in October. Starting in Nashville. Gonna get into some voodoo shit in New Orleans. Alex wtf is the magic mushroom truffle? It sounds dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The metal detecting buddy offer still stands as well. I'm a balding accountant with a pacemaker. I don't need metal detecting on my CV too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The metal detecting buddy offer still stands as well. I think it's a given that offer will stand forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm going on a deep south Road trip in October. Starting in Nashville. Gonna get into some voodoo shit in New Orleans. Alex wtf is the magic mushroom truffle? It sounds dirty. It's a fungus in truffle form rather than mushroom form because of the conditions its grown under. Just like the truffles you'd normally eat. Basically, it's a way round the law which banned magic mushrooms there a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm a balding accountant with a pacemaker. I don't need metal detecting on my CV too. Face it, you've missed life's boat. You can't compete with the twenty something's and your only hope of a shag is probably recently widowed ladies of a certain age. Time instead to embrace your fellow men and camo up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Ah right. This ayahuasca thing is basically a version of the retreats you can go on in Peru, except it's on an industrial estate outside of Amsterdam and the "shaman" is an arrogant Dutch bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Face it, you've missed life's boat. You can't compete with the twenty something's and your only hope of a shag is probably recently widowed ladies of a certain age. Time instead to embrace your fellow men and camo up. Camp up, more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Ah right. This ayahuasca thing is basically a version of the retreats you can go on in Peru, except it's on an industrial estate outside of Amsterdam and the "shaman" is an arrogant Dutch bloke. Sounds innamint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Face it, you've missed life's boat. You can't compete with the twenty something's and your only hope of a shag is probably recently widowed ladies of a certain age. Time instead to embrace your fellow men and camo up. There'll be loads of dirty older birds out there without having to resort to the doggers you're knocking about with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 There'll be loads of dirty older birds out there without having to resort to the doggers you're knocking about with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 As good as it's gonna get I'm afraid....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I bet CT's making a corned beef sandwich with his left hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45009 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 As good as it's gonna get I'm afraid....... I'm not your age, dickhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 CT man, he's got a pacemaker! Can you imagine him in a field full of metal detectors ffs - he'd be convulsing on the ground within minutes And not with excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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