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:lol: I've hired my mate's lass to be my PR when it comes to setting up profiles. I'm building a team, Michael Owen style.

welcome to dubai

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I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though.

Just fucking do it, man. You'd easily get a job when you came back. If you came back. You could just say you had some time off after a traumatic divorce.

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I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though.

 

Start your own business instead, bosses are cunts. Be the cunt!

 

Have you seen this, could be useful for selecting your matches on Tindr?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQRzzuFo4nI

 

Good luck. I always found not looking to be the best approach.

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In all seriousness, the thing that would really stop me is the cats. :lol: Even if all other obstacles were removed, I'm not handing them over to a shelter (soft as shit).

I can relate to that, actually :lol:

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:lol: Those are definitely the right reasons to get married. ;)

 

Cheers btw.

You'll get a new lass of quality nee bother. 6ft4, capable of 80 mile bike rides, wealthy, tremendous patter (on here anyway) and you look like that handsome bloke who shouts "NAIIIIROBI" in that advert, Kris Marshall the cunts called. You'll be alreet.

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I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though.

The workforce can wait. If you've got access to some cash then get the hell out. Travel, think, enjoy yourself. Be at one with the ginger field.

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You'll get a new lass of quality nee bother. 6ft4, capable of 80 mile bike rides, wealthy, tremendous patter (on here anyway) and you look like that handsome bloke who shouts "NAIIIIROBI" in that advert, Kris Marshall the cunts called. You'll be alreet.

:lol: I've bored you all with the story of the American air stewardesses who would not accept that I wasn't that Kris Marshall bloke.

 

Thanks again btw. I'm pumped now. Getting on one of these sites tonight and ploughing a furrow through the minge meadows.

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The workforce can wait. If you've got access to some cash then get the hell out. Travel, think, enjoy yourself. Be at one with the ginger field.

The only cash I would have is any equity in the house once I sell it. So I'd be spending that as well. Besides, the cats man Parky..... The cats.

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:lol: I've bored you all with the story of the American air stewardesses who would not accept that I wasn't that Kris Marshall bloke.

 

Thanks again btw. I'm pumped now. Getting on one of these sites tonight and ploughing a furrow through the minge meadows.

For the love of God don't do that.

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:lol: I'm not going to really. Not tonight anyway.

I just kept meeting good looking rich women. It was terrible.

 

American Psycho moments. I would think this bitch needs a rusty axe, not so sharp, not a clean hit. :lol:

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Gemma, seriously in 10 years you will be more scared, more conservative and worried about your pension. DO IT NOW! Run!

 

Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand. Budget 3 pahnd a day. :)

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