Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 [emoji38] Sounds amazing. I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38] Trouble is, they'll meet you in real life too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3906 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 [emoji38] Sounds amazing. I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38] Shave the old napper butch it up a bit and pretend you're a brickie. You'll get the posh totty looking for a bit of rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 [emoji38] Sounds amazing. I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38] Tooj might have a macro-lens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 [emoji38] Sounds amazing. I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38] Use a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Hold on though, she left 9 months ago and you're only now thinking about dating? Pornhub must have getting a fucking hammering [emoji38] [emoji38] how dare you! The best thing is that I have to sell the house, and there's been limited decoration done anyway (as you can imagine, thoughts were elsewhere etc.). Anyway this means that what limited pictures there are around the place, I need to leave up. Except they're ALL wedding photos. [emoji38] I must look like the old bitch out of Great Expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Reminds me of a story about some bloke who had remarried after his first wife died but still wore the old wedding ring on his right hand. that'll be you at speed dating. "It just reminds me of happier times" before breaking into tears, leaving a very uncomfortable 45 seconds for the poor lasses opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Reminds me of a story about some bloke who had remarried after his first wife died but still wore the old wedding ring on his right hand. that'll be you at speed dating. "It just reminds me of happier times" before breaking into tears, leaving a very uncomfortable 45 seconds for the poor lasses opposite. I'll wear it on a plug chain around my neck. Outside my shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Christ, Gemmill at speed-dating "I'm 40, I have a pacemaker, I'm an accountant, I own cats and a Room___ wait where are you going, I want my 3 minutes?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've hired my mate's lass to be my PR when it comes to setting up profiles. I'm building a team, Michael Owen style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've hired my mate's lass to be my PR when it comes to setting up profiles. I think we could do a better job personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna have to get acquainted with all these dating sites soon. Getting divorced (not joking). Let the ritualistic toontastic flaming begin. But aye this online dating business seems like a minefield/potentially amazing. I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle. Those are definitely the right reasons to get married. Cheers btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle. And some people say romance is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 *swoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 [emoji38] Sounds amazing. I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38] Always happy to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Anyway, me and our lass just put an offer in for an apartment that will lock us together financially for the rest of our lives. So even if when the kids grow up and things end up going tits up, there is no escape from her (or me). Offer not been accepted yet like but its been sent in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Your attachment to that photo worries me CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On a side note, at what age do socks and sandals become unacceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Still, you've got your yoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45004 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I think we could do a better job personally. Than me, undoubtedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30689 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Carole King's 'It's Too Late' has just come on the the radio. How many times have you cried yourself to sleep with that song on repeat over the last few months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Than me, undoubtedly. No doubt. I'm a brilliant liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I actually offered her the Roomba, but she wasn't interested. Seriously. I mean who would stay with a monster like that? I trust you retained custody of the cleaner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I trust you retained custody of the cleaner? Nah. They're getting divorced. Pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Me and the P had a few months apart a few years ago....It's all highs and lows. Did the usual thing, rang round x girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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