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[emoji38] Sounds amazing.

 

I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38]

Trouble is, they'll meet you in real life too

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[emoji38] Sounds amazing.

 

I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38]

Shave the old napper butch it up a bit and pretend you're a brickie. You'll get the posh totty looking for a bit of rough.

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[emoji38] Sounds amazing.

 

I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38]

Tooj might have a macro-lens?

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[emoji38] Sounds amazing.

 

I need to sort out a decent photo. I'm confident that my incredible online wit will be a winner beyond that initial hurdle. [emoji38]

 

Use a mirror.

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Hold on though, she left 9 months ago and you're only now thinking about dating?

 

Pornhub must have getting a fucking hammering [emoji38]

[emoji38] how dare you!

 

The best thing is that I have to sell the house, and there's been limited decoration done anyway (as you can imagine, thoughts were elsewhere etc.).

 

Anyway this means that what limited pictures there are around the place, I need to leave up. Except they're ALL wedding photos. [emoji38] I must look like the old bitch out of Great Expectations.

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:lol: Reminds me of a story about some bloke who had remarried after his first wife died but still wore the old wedding ring on his right hand. that'll be you at speed dating. "It just reminds me of happier times" before breaking into tears, leaving a very uncomfortable 45 seconds for the poor lasses opposite.

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:lol: Reminds me of a story about some bloke who had remarried after his first wife died but still wore the old wedding ring on his right hand. that'll be you at speed dating. "It just reminds me of happier times" before breaking into tears, leaving a very uncomfortable 45 seconds for the poor lasses opposite.

:lol: I'll wear it on a plug chain around my neck. Outside my shirt.

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Christ, Gemmill at speed-dating

 

"I'm 40, I have a pacemaker, I'm an accountant, I own cats and a Room___ wait where are you going, I want my 3 minutes?!"

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I'm gonna have to get acquainted with all these dating sites soon. Getting divorced (not joking). Let the ritualistic toontastic flaming begin. :lol:

 

But aye this online dating business seems like a minefield/potentially amazing.

I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle.

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I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle.

:lol: Those are definitely the right reasons to get married. ;)

 

Cheers btw.

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I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle.

And some people say romance is dead

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Anyway, me and our lass just put an offer in for an apartment that will lock us together financially for the rest of our lives. So even if when the kids grow up and things end up going tits up, there is no escape from her (or me).

 

Offer not been accepted yet like but its been sent in.

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I actually offered her the Roomba, but she wasn't interested. Seriously. I mean who would stay with a monster like that?

 

I trust you retained custody of the cleaner? :unsure2:

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