toonotl 2988 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Heinz forced to apologise after QR code on ketchup bottle linked to hardcore porn site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15564 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Saucy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Heinz forced to apologise after QR code on ketchup bottle linked to hardcore porn site What is a flamin' gallah, and a rotten mongrel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 What is a flamin' gallah, and a rotten mongrel? They're not sub-categories for any porn site I've ever visited that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Rotten mongrel is actually my search parameters on OKCupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna have to get acquainted with all these dating sites soon. Getting divorced (not joking). Let the ritualistic toontastic flaming begin. But aye this online dating business seems like a minefield/potentially amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna have to get acquainted with all these dating sites soon. Getting divorced (not joking). Let the ritualistic toontastic flaming begin. But aye this online dating business seems like a minefield/potentially amazing. Sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna have to get acquainted with all these dating sites soon. Getting divorced (not joking). Let the ritualistic toontastic flaming begin. Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30692 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) Well that's gone and ruined the Friday morning mood. Sorry to hear that, though I'm guessing your wife wasn't. Edited June 19, 2015 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Any reasons why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm gonna have to get acquainted with all these dating sites soon. Getting divorced (not joking). Let the ritualistic toontastic flaming begin. But aye this online dating business seems like a minefield/potentially amazing. @@Meenzer, you're up! I know loads of people who've met through internet dating, I met my lass through it. There's a big difference between the free ones like Plenty of Fish and Tinder and the ones that cost like E-Harmony, Match.com and that lot. If you're after some revenge sex go for the free ones, if you want to leap straight back into a relationship, go for the pay ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Ignore CT's profile on those sites, he claims he's 22 and has massive tits. He shouldn't lie about his age like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Ignore CT's profile on those sites, he claims he's 22 and has massive tits. He shouldn't lie about his age like that. That's his dress size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 @@Meenzer, you're up! I know loads of people who've met through internet dating, I met my lass through it. There's a big difference between the free ones like Plenty of Fish and Tinder and the ones that cost like E-Harmony, Match.com and that lot. If you're after some revenge sex go for the free ones, if you want to leap straight back into a relationship, go for the pay ones. I've been following Meenzer's weight loss progress with some interest. I thought that might be the way with the dating sites. I haven't looked at all yet, but gathered from hearing things that the likes of Tinder and Plenty of Fish are mostly for getting your end away. The excitement that will sweep over the single women of Newcastle at the news that a balding 40 year old accountant with a pacemaker is entering the dating scene though. SLITS. WILL. FIZZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Don't mention your cock size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Ignore CT's profile on those sites, he claims he's 22 and has massive tits. He shouldn't lie about his age like that. And cheers btw CT. It's been a long time in the making and decisions were made a good while ago, so it's just practicalities to sort now. Like selling the fucking house it took ages to move into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Don't mention your cock size. Nobody likes a show-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've been following Meenzer's weight loss progress with some interest. I thought that might be the way with the dating sites. I haven't looked at all yet, but gathered from hearing things that the likes of Tinder and Plenty of Fish are mostly for getting your end away. The excitement that will sweep over the single women of Newcastle at the news that a balding 40 year old accountant with a pacemaker is entering the dating scene though. SLITS. WILL. FIZZ. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 And cheers btw CT. It's been a long time in the making and decisions were made a good while ago, so it's just practicalities to sort now. Like selling the fucking house it took ages to move into. Who gets custody of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I tried out a few of the dating sites. My advice would be to arrange the first meeting during your lunch hour or whatever so you can get the fuck outta dodge if need be. The false advertising is immense on those sites. You end up being very disappointed. Like Fish's Mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've been following Meenzer's weight loss progress with some interest. I thought that might be the way with the dating sites. I haven't looked at all yet, but gathered from hearing things that the likes of Tinder and Plenty of Fish are mostly for getting your end away. The excitement that will sweep over the single women of Newcastle at the news that a balding 40 year old accountant with a pacemaker is entering the dating scene though. SLITS. WILL. FIZZ. With your height and your income, girls will happily look past your total lack of confidence and, choking back the bile, tug you off in static caravan at Feather's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Who gets custody of it?I'm still living in it. She moved out back in September last year. I would stay but it's a bit too much on the mortgage to be comfortable, and it's also far too big for one person. I retain custody of the cats too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I tried out a few of the dating sites. My advice would be to arrange the first meeting during your lunch hour or whatever so you can get the fuck outta dodge if need be. The false advertising is immense on those sites. You end up being very disappointed. Like Fish's Mrs. Hey! She is not my Mrs yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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