ChezGiven 0 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 They keep this in place. You tit! NSFW really, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 From a mod as well. It is simply not acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30692 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 NSFW links from MF? Surely not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Sorry Chez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) love that it is called a chastity belt Edited June 10, 2015 by tooner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Cheztity belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Today is the first day that my face does not feel like sandpaper has been rubbed over my eyes and face. On Sunday, at work a drunk bitch was cut off from more alcohol as she was visibly swaying. She was sitting outside on our deck with her husband and daughter who were finishing their pints. Around twenty minutes later I went outside for a cigarette and sat down with some friends who were at the next table. Without a word said all of sudden she stood up, necked her husband's beer, and then proceeded to spray me with bear mace. Who the fuck even carries that shite in the middle of the city center? While having my eye flushed, she took off running. Leaving her husband and daughter behind. Her own daughter was also having to have her eyes flushed. Police arrived and they caught up with her sitting outside of her vehicle since she had also left her keys behind. Charges have been filed. Go to court next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Sunshine fanny rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Fucking hell. That is some Canadian shit. Hope you're OK, no permanent damage, I trust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Wait you're American, aren't you?! Oregon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Blob strop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'd walk into court wearing black sunglasses with a cane in one hand and a fraudulent doctor's note in the other and claim blindness. Take her for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'd walk in like this. (any excuse for a repost) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Wait you're American, aren't you?! Oregon? Eh? Perfect memory there Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'd walk into court wearing black sunglasses with a cane in one hand and a fraudulent doctor's note in the other and claim blindness. Take her for everything. Now scouting for dodgy doctors. If the judge does not award me damages maybe I should spray the bastard myself and see how much he/she enjoys the agony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45014 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I know all of you better than you think. You're all my children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Are you Marty McFly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30692 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Fuck me that rough. Still, in the land of the brave you can sue her for every penny she has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33291 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Fucking hell. That is some Canadian shit. Hope you're OK, no permanent damage, I trust?No permanent damage done, Gem. She'll just have a bit of headache the next day and the room was spinning a bit when she went to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Fucking Hell! get well soon mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Just leaving this here. 'Cutest' breed of sheep brought to Wales for first time http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-33084493 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 24 hours of Le Mans is on right now on Eurosport, finishing tomorrow (Sun) 2pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15564 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Congratulations to the happy royal couple in Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33291 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 If you want a decent kip, don't let your daughter have a sleep over with five of her friends. Noisy little buggers, not sure they've slept at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30692 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Just wait till they're 18 and the sexy pillow fights begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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