Alex 34724 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19806 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_MFSD_UoEE&feature=share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Just clicked on my profile and some jokesters have voted me 1 star, will you chaps help me out please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 At Cath's watching porn. This woman has a LOT of porn. Some of it hetero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Monkey starring in most of it, I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 What, none of it is Herero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 What, none of it is Herero? Monsieur, with these Rocher you are really spoiling us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Bit of a wild drive home from the Lakes today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30164 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Further confirmation that @@Gemmill is going straight to hell. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/yoga-leads-to-satan-says-northern-ireland-priest-10061463.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32603 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 A Catholic priest in Northern Ireland warned that those who enjoy yoga and Indian head massages are taking risks with their "spiritual health" – opening themselves up to "Satan and The Fallen Angels". It’s been used by Hindus to find spiritual peace for more than one-and-a-half millennia. But Father Roland Colhoun, from Glendermott parish in Derry, fears it could lead Christians to "The Kingdom of Darkness". In an interview with the Derry Journal, he said that, while people may decide to take up yoga with good intentions, they could set themselves on a path towards "the bad spiritual domain" and even "Satan and The Fallen Angels". He told the Journal: "Pope Francis said 'do not seek spiritual answers in yoga classes'. Yoga is certainly a risk. There's the spiritual health risk. "When you take up those practices from other cultures, which are outside our Christian domain, you don’t know what you are opening yourself up to. "The bad spirit can be communicated in a variety of ways. I’m not saying everyone gets it, or that it happens every time, and people may well be doing yoga harmlessly. But there‘s always a risk and that’s why the Pope mentioned it and that’s why we talk about that in terms of the danger of the new age movement and the danger of the occult today. That’s the fear." Father Colhoun is not alone, within the Catholic Church, in his suspicions of Yoga as a potential source for evil. In 2011, the Vatican’s own chief exorcist, Gabriele Amorth, told The Telegraph that it leads to a belief in Hinduism, and that "all eastern religions are based on false belief in reincarnation". "Practising yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter", he added. And the late former Pope Benedict XVI, when he was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, warned Christians that yoga, Zen, and other forms of transcendental meditation could "degenerate into a cult of the body" that devalues prayer. But despite these warnings, a yoga teacher from Derry defended the practice and described herself as "a good Catholic". Speaking to the Derry Journal, she says yoga students can "learn good posture and breathing to help them with tension in their bodies and to help calm a busy mind. "In all the time I have been teaching, not one person has ever expressed an interest going deeper into the spiritual elements of yoga, although on the odd occasion we have inadvertantly summoned one or two demons and various other minions of Beelzebub " she added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44106 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 How do people take the Catholic church seriously, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 [emoji38] How do people take any form of organised religion seriously, man? Tidied for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Father Roland sounding much like Father Ted there. Or perhaps Father Dougal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4355 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It's always particularly hilarious when they refer to "superstitions" like astrology or other aspects of spirituality as somehow worth mocking with absolutely no awareness of irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I like how the Pope in his recent outburst about slagging off his mum basically said don't listen to jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Cath about to descend on this thread with the wrath of God's fury... Despite the cache of porn propping up her bed. Edited February 23, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'm hardly a bible basher. To each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41921 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Cath's lying to sound cool. Only last week she asked me if she could film me bashing the Bishop. Said it was for her collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'm fairness she did not go to mass on Sunday (but was scolded for it lol) Can you believe that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 How do people take the Catholic church seriously, man? When I was growing up I was dragged in to catholic church most weeks, an eighth of what we were taught at school was about religion, particular the catholic one and all the stern pish surrounding it. When you get to your teens you think the way that was taught, here fuck that where's me bottle of diamond white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 When you get to your teens you think the way that was taught, here fuck that where's me bottle of diamond white? :lol:I worshipped at the church of Thunderbird mesel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34724 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Forgot about Thunderbird. Proper wino's shit. Cheap though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41921 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Red label or blue label, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I worshipped at the church of Thunderbird mesel Diamond White Castle and Pulse House I used to venture to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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