PaddockLad 16723 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 It might be actually...the way Mrs PL is pronouncing it is reminding me of a (former??) Hollywood goddess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Aye PL it was your lass who got the pronunciation wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32100 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Did he appear in his knickers in a brut advert with 'enry Cooper or something?? Anyway, this evening, I will be mostly eating QUINONA for my tea It's taking burger form apparently, with dates and black beans....honestly she's lost the plot this time, wtf is quinona?....anyone??... Skidmarks. At school anyone with skidmarks got called Barry Sheene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Skidmarks. At school anyone with skidmarks got called Barry Sheene. French airport security calls that an Alain Prost, or so Chez tells me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34275 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I got the Barry Sheene reference like, HMHM. Old Skool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6884 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Barry Sheene, legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16723 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Aye PL it was your lass who got the pronunciation wrong. Apparently so it was quite nice actually, she hoyed a load of the posh smoked paprika she bought at a posh deli in it Skidmarks. At school anyone with skidmarks got called Barry Sheene. Not where I'm from son "skids" at our school meant Skids Niven, who was almost exactly Penfold from danger mouse in human teenage boy form French airport security calls that an Alain Prost, or so Chez tells me. Barry Sheene, legend Aye there was a doc on bbc2 over Christmas about him, great story, might still be on iplayer if you didn't get see it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41508 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Just be thankful he inspected them before, not after, your bumpy landing Chez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 T-shirts not allowed on planes now ffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The NHS is broken and so am I. Got to work at 7.15 last night and I've just had my first wee of the shift. You're welcome.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43171 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I don't pay my taxes for you to take toilet breaks. Hold it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6884 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The NHS has been broken on purpose by the Tories. It's all part of the big plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Total crisis management every shift. So close to putting my registration at risk because more senior people to me give unrealistic, unfair and guilt-laden orders out with the words "I'm sure it'll be fine" Well that's lovely, but I'm just not doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6884 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) Typical shift in my A&E last week was 45 adult patients and 25-30 kids in the department. We have 15ish treatment rooms, 10 of which were had patients in waiting for transfer to the acute medical ward. . . which had no beds. That left 5 rooms free to shuttle in patients from the waiting room and back out again in 4 hours whilst waiting for bloods, X-rays, specialists etc. a line of 8-10 ambulances waiting outside as there are no rooms to put their patients in and the nurses aren't allowed to accept a handover until there is. You try diverting the ambulances to another hospital but they are in exactly the same position so it's not authorised. That in turn leaves no ambulances for 999 calls as they are all queued up at A&E departments. And all of this is down to the Tories closing beds and cutting nurses, not because idiots go to A&E unnecessarily as the media would like you to believe. Even our local 'walk in centre' doesn't allow you to walk in, you have to pre book an appointment the Tories hope the whole system will collapse so they can privatise the whole thing. Except they tried that with one hospital already and the private company washed their hands of it this week as they couldn't run it anywhere near as well as the NHS had been. Class Edited January 10, 2015 by TheRollingStones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16723 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Yeah....privatisation has suffered a blow this week... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nhs-hospitals-unsustainable-privatisation-deal-collapses-amid-concerns-over-poor-care-9967479.html "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, we're losing money hand over fist, can we have some more public money to back us up please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Typical shift in my A&E last week was 45 adult patients and 25-30 kids in the department. We have 15ish treatment rooms, 10 of which were had patients in waiting for transfer to the acute medical ward. . . which had no beds. That left 5 rooms free to shuttle in patients from the waiting room and back out again in 4 hours whilst waiting for bloods, X-rays, specialists etc. a line of 8-10 ambulances waiting outside as there are no rooms to put their patients in and the nurses aren't allowed to accept a handover until there is. You try diverting the ambulances to another hospital but they are in exactly the same position so it's not authorised. That in turn leaves no ambulances for 999 calls as they are all queued up at A&E departments. And all of this is down to the Tories closing beds and cutting nurses, not because idiots go to A&E unnecessarily as the media would like you to believe. Even our local 'walk in centre' doesn't allow you to walk in, you have to pre book an appointment the Tories hope the whole system will collapse so they can privatise the whole thing. Except they tried that with one hospital already and the private company washed their hands of it this week as they couldn't run it anywhere near as well as the NHS had been. Class The 'diverting the ambulances to another hospital' thing? Yeah, thanks for that You lot and one other place did that on the same night a couple of weeks ago which meant we were the only place south of the river open - so we got 3 times the traffic. Everything else you described above is an exact scene from our place most nights at the moment, with not enough staff to cope, which is why I get moved from my department to work there if we're not actively operating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I don't pay my taxes for you to take toilet breaks. Hold it in. I've just noticed this! Arsehole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19461 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Yeah....privatisation has suffered a blow this week... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nhs-hospitals-unsustainable-privatisation-deal-collapses-amid-concerns-over-poor-care-9967479.html "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, we're losing money hand over fist, can we have some more public money to back us up please?" Cameron wont like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 https://twitter.com/wnd_go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32100 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Yeah....privatisation has suffered a blow this week... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nhs-hospitals-unsustainable-privatisation-deal-collapses-amid-concerns-over-poor-care-9967479.html "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, we're losing money hand over fist, can we have some more public money to back us up please?" They obviously didn't have enough 'hard working taxpayers' working there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4281 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 It must really annoy the cunts when their private is always better than public mantra fails - see also great eastern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Yeah....privatisation has suffered a blow this week... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nhs-hospitals-unsustainable-privatisation-deal-collapses-amid-concerns-over-poor-care-9967479.html "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, we're losing money hand over fist, can we have some more public money to back us up please?" Thought there was a regime of fines for not delivering targets or summink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 https://twitter.com/emergency_capy/status/556585443060613121/photo/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayatollah Hermione 13676 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 :lol: I couldn't breathe for laughing when I saw this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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